I'm not sure which of those clothing selections would be more embarrassing to wear in public; the douchebaggery quotient for either of them is off the charts! :eek:

his train is at a resort

or a fake train is at a resort...


or a fake train is at a fake resort...

I heard he was going to go public with some dirt on Hillary Clinton...

I've got my fingers crossed.

Here's a tin foil hat theory: if he is dead the world may never know . How many body doubles are in their tool shed ? They trot out the next Shemp looking goofball and business as usual the military works the puppet from behind the curtain . As long as the goofball can write bigly beautiful letters who's the wiser :D .

Also heard he wuz a heavy drinker....

So...Trump or Bud?

Bud :D

Now South Korea is walking back claims of his demise.

This reminds me of Fidel Castro. I've got friends who still insist that guy was dead months before Cuba admitted it.

Or the Spanish dictator Franco.

you guys are killin' me!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1588032910.jpg

^^^

Fake news!

Notice that the coloring of the envelope is orangish, so that means it's filled with pics of President Trump on top of various hookers from around the world (supplied by Trump himself, as a kind of boast) and the white lettering is Photoshopped!

LOL....so he been at the gym for 3 weeks!

weight loss surgery?

I read he may be hiding from the COVID. I'd go a step further - could he have it? I mean Johnson had it and it got close to a lot of other heads of state ...

G

I remember seeing that he had some type of heart procedure several weeks ago.

True....who knows?

Saw in the news that they are warming up his uncle Kim Pyong Il to take his place. Currently under house arrest, but he is Kim Sung Il's last surviving son.....and a man. The article stated that the ruling party would not be backing a female to lead the country.

You mean they were installing one ? :D

Just an exploratory procedure...nothing found ;)