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pavulon 04-25-2020 11:57 AM

Kim Jung Un is MIA
 
Stroke? Heart Failure? Coronavirus? Syphilis? Poisoned?

What say ye?

Crowbob 04-25-2020 12:05 PM

I hope his status remains unchanged forever.

KFC911 04-25-2020 12:17 PM

I started to post this a few days ago....figured it was covered in PARF ;). So the LFF (little fat *****er)....5'7"...325 lbs (or so), heavy smoker, hasn't been seen in a few weeks?

Meh...nothing an injection of Clorox won't fix :D

Good riddance if it's true...

cabmandone 04-25-2020 12:23 PM

All the above?

Gretch 04-25-2020 12:36 PM

Karma is a *****..............thankfully

GG Allin 04-25-2020 12:55 PM

Who takes over after him?

KFC911 04-25-2020 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GG Allin (Post 10839407)
Who takes over after him?

I heard his sister....for about 15 minutes...if she lasts that long.

sc_rufctr 04-25-2020 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gretch (Post 10839375)
Karma is a *****..............thankfully

This! He poisoned his his half brother Kim Jong-nam - 13 February 2017.

sc_rufctr 04-25-2020 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GG Allin (Post 10839407)
Who takes over after him?

I doubt they'll install his sister. It could be someone we've never heard of.

legion 04-25-2020 01:21 PM

It would be best if there is a power struggle and one party reaches out to South Korea for help.

cabmandone 04-25-2020 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GG Allin (Post 10839407)
Who takes over after him?

The word on the street is Dennis Rodman.

David 04-25-2020 01:24 PM

Japanese news reporting he’s in a vegetative state

cabmandone 04-25-2020 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 10839459)
Japanese news reporting he’s in a vegetative state

Be the first time in his life he had anything to do with veggies!

KFC911 04-25-2020 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 10839459)
Japanese news reporting he’s in a vegetative state

Well then...

Later tater ;)

pavulon 04-25-2020 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David (Post 10839459)
Japanese news reporting he’s in a vegetative state

Traumatic brain injury seems unlikely. Stroke? Hypoxic brain injury associated with surgery or cardiac arrest?

Aurel 04-25-2020 02:19 PM

Swiss cheese overdose. These are not forgiving...:D

Jeff Higgins 04-25-2020 02:25 PM

I remember how terribly we teased the fat kids in elementary school. Imagine being the only fat kid in an entire country.

LEAKYSEALS951 04-25-2020 02:34 PM

^YOU win the internet tonight! :) (really- the last two posts)

(This comment warranted informing a spouse of how awesome this post was)

edit- she hopes "china will just take the whole place over."

me... "wishful thinking" :)

Rawknees'Turbo 04-25-2020 02:44 PM

Bisch is probably hanging out at Mar-a-Lago - immersed in hookers and blow!

sc_rufctr 04-25-2020 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo (Post 10839546)
Bisch is probably hanging out at Mar-a-Lago - immersed in hookers and blow!

lol... You're always good for a laugh Raunch. ;)


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