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How Long is a Moment...
on Amazon's Chat System?
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06-19-2020, 01:35 PM
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Everything's been returned which was owed
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06-19-2020, 01:36 PM
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On the back of the fish truck that loads
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06-19-2020, 01:37 PM
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Fulton market added in a bunch of toads
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06-19-2020, 01:38 PM
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"The retrocharge on the item has been disarmed successfully."
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06-19-2020, 01:39 PM
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Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
a really loooong while |
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06-19-2020, 01:45 PM
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The harmonicas play
the skeleton keys and the rain |
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06-19-2020, 01:47 PM
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And these visions of Amazona are now all that remain
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06-19-2020, 01:48 PM
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weekend wOrrier
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06-19-2020, 01:57 PM
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Longer than a sec... shorter than a few
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06-19-2020, 01:59 PM
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Get off my lawn!
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A moment is a variable time frame depending on what side of the bathroom door you are on, and if you are saying just a moment or hearing it.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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06-19-2020, 05:09 PM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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The truth is that while those on the left - particularly the far left - claim to be tolerant and welcoming of diversity, in reality many are quite intolerant of anyone not embracing their radical views. - Charlie Kirk |
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06-19-2020, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Do y'all know how long a nanosecond is? I do (if my computer science professor was correct)
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06-20-2020, 02:19 AM
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I see you
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NJ
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I think maybe I've watched too many movies. 
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06-20-2020, 07:14 AM
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Yes, an Amazon moment is stretched by some sort of black hole time warp.
But as Zimmie said - it's all blondes on blondes |
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06-20-2020, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: AZ
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It's all relative, especially when your Mumbai boiler room still has dial-up internet.
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06-20-2020, 10:40 AM
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1985 Porsche 911 Cab
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