What's Next Texas, a plague of Locusts or Frogs?
 

Thunderstorms dumped 8"+ on us over Wednesday night. Today the Saharan Dust has settled in and it looks like 1960's LA smog (or maybe New Delhi ) outside.

If you've got allergy/sinus/bronchial issues, don't even think about going outside...

and this to shall pass - eventually.

Probably an influx of Californians.

Only if they want to stress test their immune systems.

Worse than cockroaches or the flying monkeys

We don't want the weak ones here. Gotta be tough to be a Texan.:)

Cowboys had bandanas for more than bank holdups... God bless Texas.

Austin has already been over run

Austin is just a wannabee CA town..
any town..
full of fat alphabet afflicted hoes..
a skinny manboonies..
does't really have much traffic as nothing moves..
except those fat broads with blue hair..

Rika

is it time for some lyrics from "Northeast Texas Women" ??

Perfect.

Ha ha, no doubt!

It sounds like you Houston peeps are having to summon up all of your TexASS toughness reserves right now. It's something to read quotes from some Baylor Medical Houston folks that are calling it a dire public health crisis (for Houston, San Antonio, DFW and Austin).

It kept away Covid19 for hundreds of years. lol

So locusts - Since they descend, strip away everything good and leave the land blighted.

Is that what I’m hearing?

Kermits not on the same level of destructiveness.

It is the wrath of God..

I just started “Twister” on Netflix. It has a PG13 rating due to an “intense depiction of very bad weather”.

....and all my ex's live in Texas :D

Where have you been? The locusts are already here!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/27/cicadas-17-year-brood-insects-emerge-us/5265936002/

May a plague of strippers and pole dancers soon follow.

Could be worse
https://www.foxnews.com/us/blood-sucking-vampire-fish-spawning-in-vermont-waters-experts-say-not-to-worry