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My kid hit a moose last night. Sheís fine. The moose is fine. The car has problems.



Look at the dent and tell me what you see. Am I the only one.

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Big Bull Moose?
His girlfriends just call him Mr. Big.
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His girlfriends just call him Mr. Big.
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hahahha.... moose frank and beans. the window crack looks like the "emission". hahah.

glad your kid is okay..and the moose.
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Look at the dent and tell me what you see. Am I the only one.
At first I looked at the two dents in front and concluded that she must have rear-ended the moose. Then I looked again and thought, "That must have been a hell of a hung moose."
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Of course the Moose is fine... Although, he may have trouble sustaining an erection for a while

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My kid hit a moose last night. Sheís fine. The moose is fine. The car has problems.
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Yikes. I'm glad she is ok. Moose are BIG, and car collisions with them don't always end well.
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So is this what everyone seems to be seeing?

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Yikes. I'm glad she is ok. Moose are BIG, and car collisions with them don't always end well.
Unless you're in a miata in which case it probably looks like

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So is this what everyone seems to be seeing?

No definitely not, but you should get your mind out of the gutter!
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