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QAS, GRASS OR A$$
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Old 10-08-2020, 01:23 PM
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Oh man! - You guys are throwing some gold nuggets out over your shoulders - keep 'em coming
(Previously used at the local gentlemen's club)
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss
'07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold
'85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years
'95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above
'77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold
Old 10-08-2020, 02:04 PM
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You Don't Like It You Can Do It Yourself
Possibly the best one yet
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss
'07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold
'85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years
'95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above
'77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold
Old 10-08-2020, 02:05 PM
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"The Asphalt Gamblers." It has a certain ring about.
"We take a gamble every day with county transportation"
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss
'07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold
'85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years
'95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above
'77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold
Old 10-08-2020, 02:07 PM
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Asss Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free.........
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Wag more, bark less.
Old 10-08-2020, 02:11 PM
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While I ponder....

Say "hello" to my little inspection report.

QAS - We're here to help.

Can you smell what the QAS inspector is cooking?

Let's get ready to hummblllllle.
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Old 10-08-2020, 02:22 PM
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YO- "Quality, And $**t"

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Old 10-08-2020, 02:28 PM
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"Good enough" !
Old 10-08-2020, 03:05 PM
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Or how about "Driven to protect"
Old 10-08-2020, 03:07 PM
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Old 10-08-2020, 03:27 PM
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Old 10-08-2020, 03:47 PM
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QAS - Slowing County operations one inspection at a time.

QAS - Assess. Improve. Monitor.
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Old 10-08-2020, 04:14 PM
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We Kick QAS
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Old 10-08-2020, 04:24 PM
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Old 10-08-2020, 04:29 PM
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QAS - Not bad for government work
QAS - Better service than the Motor Vehicle Bureau
Get your vehicle in or get your QAS out.
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Old 10-08-2020, 05:03 PM
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QAS: It's SAQ spelled backwards!
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Old 10-08-2020, 06:21 PM
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How about:

Quality is built in, not added on !
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Old 10-08-2020, 07:09 PM
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How about a dept flyer?

QAS where difficult tasks are routine,
and the impossible performed once in awhile,
but miracles are by appointment only.
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Old 10-08-2020, 07:25 PM
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QAS... WTF is a QAS?
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06 Cayenne Turbo S and 11 Cayenne S
77 911S Wide Body GT2 WCMA race car
86 930 Slantnose - featured in Mar-Apr 2016 Classic Porsche
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Old 10-08-2020, 11:33 PM
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QAS... not just for breakfast anymore.

QAS... RELIEVES: SWELLING, BURNING, ITCHING, DISCOMFORT

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06 Cayenne Turbo S and 11 Cayenne S
77 911S Wide Body GT2 WCMA race car
86 930 Slantnose - featured in Mar-Apr 2016 Classic Porsche
Sold: 76 930, 90 C4 Targa, 87 944, 06 Cayenne Turbo, 73 911 ChumpCar endurance racer - featured in May-June & July-Aug 2016 Classic Porsche
Old 10-08-2020, 11:45 PM
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