Good grief, people

[pmax]

Originally Posted by Zeke

I totally agree. And this thread itself has plenty of good humor.

(Wait — don't start on that...)

TMI

Wait till someone posts some pics ...

[stevej37]

Originally Posted by bkreigsr

Noooo, not Costco.

gotta get your shorts at K Mart

definitely boxers from Kmart.
...Kmart in Cincinnati...
....400 Oak Street...
....that's Oak and Burnett ...

But what's it gonna say when I bend over and the whole waistband is showing?
I like 'Dollar General'...but I'm not sure how showing 'Kmart' will go over with the gals.

[JackDidley]

Originally Posted by bkreigsr

Noooo, not Costco.

gotta get your shorts at K Mart

definitely boxers from Kmart.
...Kmart in Cincinnati...
....400 Oak Street...
....that's Oak and Burnett ...

[thor66]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Yeah people need to get a life. It wasn’t funny the first time and it keeps getting less funny. That plus the perpetual CV/mask/vaccine self righteous BS and it’s about 90% of the forum. Probably why I spend less and less time here as of late....

you might like Parler

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by stevej37

I should have included....the reason they cut my shorts and underwear off was because my broken femur was jutting out of my shorts like I was carrying a baseball in my back pocket.

In peewee baseball I swung at a curve ball that curved in on me. The ball hit my right hand which was wrapped around the bat. It cracked that bone a little, below the ring finger on the back of my hand. I had to wear a cast for a couple of weeks. It hurt and swelled up but I didn't cry.

You can call me Brody.

Camera angle three moves to 45 degrees on Brody as he examines his appendectomy scar, wondering if he has anything to add to the conversation (he does not).

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

Real men roll commando!

There's other reasons for underwear. Give it some time, young man.

[stevej37]

Robert Shaw...from Jaws. RIP
Also from 'The Sting'....the greatest movie ever!

Lonigan (Shaw) in the poker scene with Paul Newman will never be matched.

[stevej37]

I just had to connect it....one awesome movie.

[stevej37]

Back to my briefs.....when the emt returned from the ambulance holding a pair of scissors...I knew what was coming next. Two quick snips and I was laying naked on the blacktop. (from the waist down)
Three years ago this Mothers Day.

Gotta buy some better ones.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Speaking of EMT's and scissors. (Greg would approve this story)
I had a friend once- in a bike accident. He got clobbered by a car, and in the back of the ambulance, a very hot EMT grabbed her scissors and began to cut into his spandex.

"It's spandex" he said.
"I know" she said.
"No, really, it's spandex."
Snip went the spandex.
Sproing went the goods.

Many years later, he passed away. When I got hit by a car, I was sitting in the back of an ambulance. Enter a hot EMT with scissors...

"It's spandex" I said (smiling-thinking my friend's story, and how it had come full circle.)
"I know" she said.
Sproing went the goods.

[stevej37]

^^^ Believe me....thoughts of a hot EMT were the furthest from my mind at that time.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Originally Posted by stevej37

^^^ Believe me....thoughts of a hot EMT were the furthest from my mind at that time.

I get it. At the time, I felt like Robins Williams at the end of garp.

[WPOZZZ]

I received some fancy Chinese briefs from Amazon by accident. They were my size, but were a little tight in the crotch.

[stevej37]

^^^
Prime Wardrobe?

[WPOZZZ]

No idea as there was no receipt. I contacted them and they said to keep it. Damned things were about $20 a piece. Unfortunately, they were tight, so I donated them.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by stevej37

I just had to connect it....one awesome movie.

I need to watch both The Sting and Rain Man again. Recollection is fuzzy but clearly classics.

So many great movies are fading if I only watched them once or twice. E.g., Bridge over the River Kwai, Pappillon, Dog Day Afternoon.

Alien and The Shining and others I can recite the script because I revisit to this day.

At 21, young nurse tech taking X-Rays of my intestinal tract, while positioning my hips on the table, said I don't get many young men in here. That triggered a semi.

[JackDidley]

Reminds me of my broken leg in 2012. Ambulance ride was 10 miles. Seemed like 100. Half way there I finally get some morphine. I dont remember much after that but I know they cut off my jeans, my underware, my T shirt and one sock. The only thing they did not cut was one sock. That sock had a hole in it.

[WPOZZZ]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

At 21, young nurse tech taking X-Rays of my intestinal tract, while positioning my hips on the table, said I don't get many young men in here. That triggered a semi.

Dear Penthouse forum...

[stevej37]

^^^ Bob
I think I've seen about all the classic movies over the years.
The Sting is the best double-cross movie ever made. Won 7 academy awards including Best Picture.

It's a thinking persons movie with an all-star cast. Robert Shaw, Paul Newman, Robert Redford.
I've prob seen it a dozen times and still will watch it again.

[stevej37]

When they wheeled me into the operating room to insert the titanium rod....the first thing I saw was a huge bar clamp mounted to the bed. It is used to clamp the pelvis in place for the drilling.
I started asking the nurse about it and she reached up to open a valve on the IV.......