You know you are getting old when...

The bagger at the grocery store offers to take your cart to your car.

You take a half of a viagra in the morning just so you don't pee on your feet.

You have a nice long good pee at 5:30 am and a comfortable dump at 6 am but you just can't get up out of bed at 7am.

and that's the truth

And 9 days later you're going to see an orthopedic doctor because your knee still hurts. :mad:

You hear a new song and then find out it is 30 years old.

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Les

Gimme Shelter comes on the radio and the clueless millenial chick in front of you in line says " my favorite Beatles song !"

When you start to weigh the physical consequences of performing manual labour or physical jobs yourself.

100% the main reason I paid to have the concrete cut, and the dirt dug and hauled off for the concrete pit for my scissor lift. I am no concrete guy, and the labor would have put me in the hospital.



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I will even put the car in the air to do electrical work to avoid bending over for extended periods. Working at a comfortable position is wonderful.

And 11 days after that you find out you're getting surgery for a torn meniscus because you tried to outrun the friggin rain! Dammit

Cortisone shots are a beautiful thing.

Never had one that did much for me.

When you are a kid, you hear your dad make funny noises.

Now you make those same noises...

For me, it was that hawcking noise my dad made when spitting after brushing his teeth

The local cops don't look old enough to drive.

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Les