You know you are old when...
 

those tv stars of your youth are hawking life insurance, or reverse mortgages.

you count your pills before you take them.

Back in my 40s, I noticed I was getting older when I was lookiing at the mothers instead of the daughters.

When you wish your daughter a happy 51st birthday...

When you go to the store for some 1.5's and they are reading glasses.

One of the first shocks of getting older is getting a ticket from a police officer younger than you.
The final shock, I guess, is when the new Supreme Court Justices are younger than you.

Your friend's hot sister addresses you as, Sir. Then you tell her she doesn't have to be so formal. She replies, our mother taught us to be respectful to our elders.

(pre covid of course) Standing in a long queue at Sydney airport. A plain clothes customs/cop singles me out from the 150 other people me and says "If you have nothing to declare you can jump the queue and go." Ha, not that many years ago I used to be singled out to have my bags searched.

... you see rain coming, decide to make a run for your car that is about 400 yards away and end up with an ice pack on your knee because of it.:mad:

The meaning of having an "all-nighter" changes from staying up all night partying to not having to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

You seem to pee more out then you drink in.

and peeing lasts longer than sex does. :(

I have had a similar experience . I have several friendships where I have seen their children at very young ages. Those children are now married and have children. Yesterday, my oldest told me that I'm going to be a grandfather (my first) later this year. Circle of life.............

I posted this on another OP. You know you are getting old when the phone numbers of doctors are more than of friends.

Another sure sign, you go to many more funerals than weddings. When friends that are younger than you start dying it is sobering.

When you see your old friends at a friends funeral.

You know when you’re getting old when...zyit. Now I forgot.

Oh yeah, when you realize FM radio is what AM used to be.

...you meet your new unit Commander (2-star General) and he calls you "sir" because that's how he addresses his elders.

...you click on this thread :D

:D Well done!

When you're walking around the park and you check out the dogs first and boobs second

Pull a muscle channel surfing.