When you work physically hard one day and you are wasted the next....:confused:

When you get up at the same time that you occasionally went to bed.

The radio stars of my youth are all dead!

When your called GRANDPA for the first time!!

When you go to eat dinner at 4:30 or 5:00 PM.

i pulled up to a customer's house in my european sports car and his seven year old kid says, "wow that's a really old car!"
then he looks at me and says, "when you were born were cars invented yet?"

When you are satisfied cutting your own hair.

When you haven't bought a pair of dress shoes in 10+ years.

When your dermatologist knows you by your first name.

When you are taking a hand full of pills every day with your first gulp of coffee.

When your closet has cloths in it you haven't worn in 20 years.

When you buy a clipper to shave yer haid.....

When you think 58 is young for a hottie....

When you don't expect the carpet to match the drapes.

When are you are hesitant to click on the thread knowing you have a big list to add. You click anyway, read a few posts, and decide it is less embarrassing to say nothing.

....you walk into a room and forget why you were going there to get "something" and you wind up retracing your steps to remember.

That's called thinking about the hereafter:
ie: you walk into a room and ask yourself "What the heck did I come in here after?"

My Lord we are a bunch of sad bastages.

Best
Les

When everyone you meet reminds of someone else you already know.

But they are heavier, shorter, less hair and the boobs are lower...but that's just my experience, carry on.

I can remember my first grade teacher's name but not what I had for dinner last night.

You know you are getting old when
You're trying to get a flasher relay out of a Cat backhoe and it lives up under a plastic cover that you have to pry up and stuff your hand up and under and try to contort your arm into such a position as you can pull that M F out of there. my arm looks like it went through a meat grinder.

Eating super tonight
Wife....holy s... what happened to your arm?
Me.....i got old.

There are ways to prevent oldness and enfeeblement.

Clint Eastwood gets up every morning and doesn’t let the old man in.

Keif just lights up another one.

The Late Night News comes on at 6pm

You hear all the best bands on the oldies channel and remember when most of the songs came out.

Folks ask you if you remember the bomb.

You start turning the lights off when you leave a room.