do you like nice tits?

masraum · 04-14-2021, 06:16 AM

Someone had to get it over with...

Hmm, is this related?

masraum · 04-14-2021, 06:18 AM

masraum · 04-14-2021, 06:26 AM

I think folks are afraid to click this thread.

unclebilly · unclebilly's Garage

The real bearded tit...

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

The lyrics:

Uh Huh
I like big tits
You see 'em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits...that's right
I try to look away but I can't resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Hear come some tits, uh huh, that's a big 10-4

Uh huh
I like big tits
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit

Uh huh
I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
Eggs Benedict tits
What it is tits what it is
They're where it's at
Tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits

Uh huh
Tits...says it all for me
Tits

techman1 · techman1's Garage

Twits.

Really dear, I clicked on it cause I thought it said twits!!

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Many years ago my wife came in my office and saw I was on Pelican. She saw a thread title of something like "show me your hot rear ends."

In a very accusing tone she said what is that one about. So I clicked on it and of course it was the rear ends of 911s. I started ooohing and ahhhhing and said wow, look at that one! And she walked out of the room shaking her head.

berettafan · 04-14-2021, 09:02 AM

God bless Joe Walsh.

dad911 · 04-14-2021, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Many years ago my wife came in my office and saw I was on Pelican. She saw a thread title of something like "show me your hot rear ends."

In a very accusing tone she said what is that one about. So I clicked on it and of course it was the rear ends of 911s. I started ooohing and ahhhhing and said wow, look at that one! And she walked out of the room shaking her head.

My wife walked in on the grid girls thread. I called her over to see, and we both laughed.

We were in south beach once, sitting by the pool on vacation. She insisted we swap seats, saying I'd like the view from her spot better..... She was right.

pmax · pmax's Garage

What's the difference between a tit and a titmouse ?

masraum · 04-14-2021, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmax

What's the difference between a tit and a titmouse ?

cup size? The mice being smaller?

No, nothing but the "mouse" suffix, apparently.

Quote:

The tits, chickadees, and titmice constitute the Paridae, a large family of small passerine birds which occur mainly in the Northern Hemisphere and Africa. Most were formerly classified in the genus Parus.

Members of this family are commonly referred to as "tits" throughout much of the English speaking world, but North American species are called either "chickadees" (onomatopoeic, derived from their distinctive "chick-a dee dee dee" alarm call) or "titmice". The name titmouse is recorded from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison, Dutch mezen, German Meise), and tit, denoting something small. The former spelling, "titmose", was influenced by mouse in the 16th century. Emigrants to New Zealand presumably identified some of the superficially similar birds of the genus Petroica of the family Petroicidae, the Australian robins, as members of the tit family, giving them the title tomtit, although, in fact, they are not related.

These birds are mainly small, stocky, woodland species with short, stout bills. Some have crests. They range in length from 10 to 22 cm (3.9 to 8.7 in). They are adaptable birds, with a mixed diet including seeds and insects. Many species live around human habitation and come readily to bird feeders to nut and spill seed, and learn to take other foods.