Okay, I initially thought this was unadulterated BS, how about an experiment

[Sooner or later]

When I use my TV remote strange thing happen.

Press 1 and my left arm fly up from my side. 2 my right arm. 3 and 4 my left leg and right leg. 5 and my pecker stands at attention. After a week my exhausted girlfriend disabled the 5.

[gordner]

Originally Posted by Esel Mann

At the time of injection, no, nada. HOWEVER, I just put my phone up to where I got jabbed.
Stil nada with the compass BUT, this time my NFC payments app popped up asking me to confirm a one-time payment of $49.97 to RawIsYourDaddy.com

Post of the year lol

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by rusnak

They're ferrets. I mean ferrous.

Nada here... sorta makes me furious

Reynolds Wrap makes the best ones!

[cabmandone]

I wiped a hard drive clean by swiping it past my shoulder.

[porsche4life]

Jesus ****ing Christ…. It must not be as hard as I thought to get an MD.

You actually believe this ****?!

[vash]

Originally Posted by Esel Mann

At the time of injection, no, nada. HOWEVER, I just put my phone up to where I got jabbed.
Stil nada with the compass BUT, this time my NFC payments app popped up asking me to confirm a one-time payment of $49.97 to RawIsYourDaddy.com

hahahhaha...

[Ayles]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Jesus ****ing Christ…. It must not be as hard as I thought to get an MD.

You actually believe this ****?!

This is a great book:
https://www.amazon.com/People-Believe-Weird-Things-Pseudoscience/dp/0805070893

[Crowbob]

My fishin’ buddy was telling me the other day, he can’t hardly get back to the boat landing on the southern end of the lake. Boat keeps pointing north, he said.

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by Esel Mann

At the time of injection, no, nada. HOWEVER, I just put my phone up to where I got jabbed.
Stil nada with the compass BUT, this time my NFC payments app popped up asking me to confirm a one-time payment of $49.97 to RawIsYourDaddy.com

You'd better follow through with that payment, bisch, or Im'ma post those pics!!!

[black73]

No magnets, but man have I got gas. Everyone I know has gas too.

[Tishabet]

Could have sworn there was an entire thread dedicated to this tinfoil hat, chemtrail-huffing quackery over on the that other forum where people seem most eager to discuss stuff like this...

Edit: found it! Replete with these insights:

Originally Posted by Tobra

Perhaps the jab causes iron in the body to accumulate. There is iron in your blood. The mRNA tells the body to make spike proteins. Maybe some people the genetic instructions also induce this other effect

[Ayles]

Originally Posted by Tishabet

Could have sworn there was an entire thread dedicated to this tinfoil hat, chemtrail-huffing quackery over on the that other forum where people seem most eager to discuss stuff like this...

Edit: found it! Replete with these insights:

I wouldn't let this guy trim my grandpas toenails...

[speeder]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Jesus ****ing Christ…. It must not be as hard as I thought to get an MD.

You actually believe this ****?!

He wouldn't know, the doesn't have one. An MD, that is.

[hbueno]

I can't tell if this is comedy or tragedy.

[herr_oberst]

So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous - whether it's rare-earth or just very powerful magnet- and I think you said that that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the magnet inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you're going to test that too. It sounds interesting.

Right. And then I see the magnet, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you're going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds - it sounds interesting to me. So we'll see. But the whole concept of the magnets, the way it kills it in one minute, that's - that's pretty powerful.Steve, please.

[VillaRicaGA911]

Our 13 year old son just got the first of the 2 part Pfizer. Let’s think about this, if you were 13 yo again and had suddenly developed a super power like magneto how fast would the world know? Alas I am disappointed to report our son has not turned into the latest Marvel super hero. However apparently a major side effect of COVID is to turn people into total and complete fing dumb a**s.

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by VillaRicaGA911

Our 13 year old son just got the first of the 2 part Pfizer. Let’s think about this, if you were 13 yo again and had suddenly developed a super power like magneto how fast would the world know? Alas I am disappointed to report our son has not turned into the latest Marvel super hero. However apparently a major side effect of COVID is to turn people into total and complete fing dumb a**s.

Covid fog is a real thing

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by Tobra

I was wondering if the folks here who have gotten vaccinated would be willing to participate in a little internet experiment.

I have seen videos of people claiming they became "magnetic" following the jab. I figure it had to be fake, utterly ridiculous internet nonsense. Sticking a hammer to their arm, or a bunch of spoons(the ones you eat with, not for self defense) sticking to there back or forehead. No way, could not be for real.

I have checked a fair number of people that have gotten the 2 step jab, Moderna/Pfizer. Every single one had a magnetic effect where they got the shot, paper clip stuck to them.

Did you bother to check your own arm?

No?

Why not? Freaking lazy science is what that is.

[Geronimo '74]

All ‘magnetic’ people just need to wash more.
Sticky bastards, y’all crazy AF.
Good for a laugh though.

[black73]

I don't know if it was magnets, but the wife's pacemaker started red lininig after she got the shot. She ran around, cleaned house, washed dishes... I'm taking her for another shot today.