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KFC911 12-16-2021 01:12 PM

LOL ..... Baz's worst, wake up in a cold sweat, nightmare:

"Do you Baz, take this woman to be your...."

"Oh HELL NO!" and then he's wide awake for hours .... scary schit indeed :D.

sugarwood 12-16-2021 01:28 PM

Normal women are not like this. They laugh it off after a minute.

rusnak 12-16-2021 01:29 PM

I actually had a few women dropped off at my gas station. But usually it's not a good story and they're either drunk, homeless, or working. Or all three. I kick them off the property.

stevej37 12-16-2021 01:32 PM

^^^
dropped off ?? By who?

matthewb0051 12-16-2021 01:32 PM

I've had a few of those dreams recently where my wife has done something to me and I wake up mad at her.

It is truly bizarre to wake up mad for something that occurs in your sleep. It takes me a minute and a trip to the can and I realize it isn't real and all is well. Strange nonetheless though.

VINMAN 12-16-2021 01:34 PM

My wife had a dream like that one night woke up from it and actually hit me while I was sleeping . Woke up I was like 'WTF?? She was sitting up in bed shaking and crying. Apparently I had been screwing around with one of her friends in her dreams. :D

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stevej37 12-16-2021 01:38 PM

^^^ How many times did you get her to repeat the dream?

rusnak 12-16-2021 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11548960)
^^^
dropped off ?? By who?

I suspect the last one was a 'ho from the bad part of town. It was right after we opened at 4 AM. Her john or whatever threw her out of the car and sped off. She was drunk or high, and threw a muffin at one of my employees and barricaded herself in the women's restroom. Now, my restrooms look more like ones in a luxury hotel than a gas station. I took a 2x4 wood bat and wacked the toilet stall open and told her she has 3 seconds to wipe and gtf off my property or I'll drag her by her hair out the side door with siht dripping from her ass, and out to the street kicking and screaming. I made my point clearly and concisely. She left pretty quickly.

rusnak 12-16-2021 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 11548965)
My wife had a dream like that one night woke up from it and actually hit me while I was sleeping . Woke up I was like 'WTF?? She was sitting up in bed shaking and crying. Apparently I had been screwing around with one of her friends in her dreams. :D

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Did you ask her if it's one of her hot friends?

stevej37 12-16-2021 01:45 PM

I'm pretty sure I live in an isolated area of the usa.
Or maybe I never hear of things like that.

rusnak 12-16-2021 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 11548937)
LOL ..... Baz's worst, wake up in a cold sweat, nightmare:

"Do you Baz, take this woman to be your...."

"Oh HELL NO!" and then he's wide awake for hours .... scary schit indeed :D.

Hahaha!

KFC911 12-16-2021 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 11548965)
My wife had a dream like that one night woke up from it and actually hit me while I was sleeping . Woke up I was like 'WTF?? She was sitting up in bed shaking and crying. Apparently I had been screwing around with one of her friends in her dreams. :D

.

In descending order of hotness you should reply....

Was it Sheila, was it Debra, was it ????

Try it Vinny :D

Rusty Heap 12-16-2021 01:52 PM

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Baz 12-16-2021 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 11548937)
LOL ..... Baz's worst, wake up in a cold sweat, nightmare:

"Do you Baz, take this woman to be your...."

"Oh HELL NO!" and then he's wide awake for hours .... scary schit indeed :D.

Oh man - don't even joke around about something like that!!! :eek:

tabs 12-16-2021 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 11548965)
My wife had a dream like that one night woke up from it and actually hit me while I was sleeping . Woke up I was like 'WTF?? She was sitting up in bed shaking and crying. Apparently I had been screwing around with one of her friends in her dreams. :D

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was she good looking..have your wife tell her to come on over to your dream

Bob Kontak 12-16-2021 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 11548974)
Did you ask her if it's one of her hot friends?

He heard the second he woke up from the beating who it was.

She is/was hot enough to make VINMAN's wife jealous.

tabs 12-16-2021 02:18 PM

Tell your wife you had the same dream and got so pissed off at that you dropped her off at the gas station..and didn't bother to go back..

tabs 12-16-2021 02:23 PM

The interpretation is that the OP was not emotional supportive of her in some circumstance which is the abandonment portion of the dream..so she got pissed that she was left hanging out to dry..and it finally connected in her waking life.

tabs 12-16-2021 02:25 PM

Now I keep having this dream that I am the Prez and am pushing and pushing the button to launch the missiles to blow up China and Russia and nothing happens..only to find out that the Generals have disconnected the button on me..

LEAKYSEALS951 12-16-2021 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 11549023)
Now I keep having this dream that I am the Prez and am pushing and pushing the button to launch the missiles to blow up China and Russia and nothing happens..only to find out that the Generals have disconnected the button on me..

Meanies.


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