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Two words........El Camino.

Oh fk, that had me laughing.

The literal translation of "Yes Dear" STFU

LMAO ! No death wish here!



Oh, you know for sure I heard it! lol

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I never would’ve thought of Glen doing such a thing. Damn.

Your on my ignore list now!

Like a couple of you, I have been in trouble for a dream my wife had where I cheated on her with one of her friends. I think it's happened maybe twice in the 20 or so years we've been together. Different women, but yes they were the attractive ones.

A coworker once confessed that she smacked her husband in the middle of the night one time when she dreamt he had cheated on her. Woke him right out of sleep.

I learned long ago to just follow the lead of Charlie Harper. Look like you are listening and reapeat "I understand".

Wise words of the husband with experience.

I agree, womenz are weird sometimes.

Well. The gf needed gas so I went with her and she drove. After filling up, she asked how her driving was. I was stupid and told her the truth, I was not confident in her driving. I told her, her seating position was all wrong (she was leaning like a cholo), she only had one hand on the wheel, and not looking well ahead. When she had both hands on the wheel, it was at 12 and 5. I told her the way she was seated, situated and how she handled the wheel, she was not in complete control of the car. I told her I used to race cars, and instructed at HPDEs, and she did everything all wrong. Boy did I screw up!

That's what I was thinking. All that hard work she does on the house and the garden and then he cheats on her in her dream? Man, that's selfish.

normal + women???

No such thing.

I'm not saying that we are the pinnacle of stability, wisdom, and grace. We're as messed up as they are.

The key is to find one who's idiosyncrasies complement or coexist with your own.

You are a wise man.

How many times have you been married? :D

Yeah, they rarely want the truth. They think they do, but then they may REALLY not like the answer.

Hahah, just the one.

In the grand scheme of life, I know for certainty I married the perfect woman. We get along great. I suspect (she has not admitted it) that when she went to eat lunch with her best friend that day they laughed about it, and she realized it was silly to be mad. She carried on the mad routine at home that day and I don't think she said one word to me all day.

I was in a garage tinkering out there mostly because it mid 70s and sunny and too nice to be inside. She just looked at me, and got in her Macan and left. Normally she would have said she was going to lunch, but I was pretty sure where she was going.

The next morning all was 100% fine again. I married way above my level, and I got real lucky. Seahawk can verify that. He and I both married above our levels.

I mean what is a Prez to do if he can't have some fun...

You must be carrying a big package...

A true story I am in line at Wallys World with the gal who was like the sister I never had She is on me for something...I tell he what the situation is..she isn't buying it..Then I tell her, "What do you want me to do, lie to you to make you happy?" The woman behind us in line slyly starts to smile.. That was the end of that.

When she passed away I was holding her hand and was the only one with her.

In her dream she is emotionally picking up on that you were attracted to that other hot beotch.. It may not even have dawned on you the extent of the infatuation..but your wife was cutting you off from that pass beofre you could get into it.

After I read parts of this thread to my wife, she confessed she had once had a dream I had been having an affair. To my good fortune, when she woke up, she hugged me instead of choking me.
I like that about her.

Best
Les