Yesterday, while approaching a Stop sign, some soccer twit turned left in front of me and cut close in impeding my forward direction and caused me to brake and break traction/lock the brakes.......yes, she was on the phone.

No, Maria snagged those a couple days earlier when they finalized their divorce settlement. He had more unpronounceable consonants in his name then she did in hers, so she had to even the score a little. It’s now Schrihver, that would be Ms. Schrihver to you. The second H gives her name more of a Bostonian pronunciation. She hopes that will help more people think she’s from Massachusetts like the rest of the Kennedy clan, and forget that she was born in Illinois. (Chicago, omg.) Can’t have that now.


I hear he was out shopping for new ones when the wreck occurred.