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Don't forget to defrost the turkey
or you'll be eating take out Chinese food.
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What if you defrost it, then roast it, but the neighbor's dogs go to town on it?
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make sure you close the back door tight
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^^^ a true Canadian classic right there. Stuart McClean at his finest.
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More than once have I shown up to the family estate (not really) a day before to be presented a rock hard turkey. As the elder grandchild somehow this became my problem.
"food safety" aside, I've given many a bird a warm water enema just so that we can eat. I've never spatchcocked a turkey though that is my go-to for chickens. I bet, as long as you can break the sternum and get the back out, it'd get thawed pretty fast once opened up. I'm envisioning a (clean) cooler full of salty bathwater. (and in no way was any of this endorsed by any public health organization or food safety regulator)
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They have turkeys you can buy now that can go from the freezer right into the oven after only a 5 minute wait. I saw then (oven-ready they are called) last night at Walmart.
My bird in in the garage fridge right now defrosting....
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I believe this is the preferred method of thawing. None of that "it takes 3-5 days" crap!
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Yep...frozen turkey and boiling hot fat don't make for a good T-Day.
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No turkey this year. Doing ribeye and tenderloin and scallops. With the traditional sides.
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I would have done something different but I know my 99 year old Mom will be happier with the more traditional turkey, so I gotta think of her! I like turkey anyway so it's all good.
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Sons of *****es Bumpuses!!
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Yep, they are branded as Jennie-O turkeys here. Leave them in their heavy plastic bags in the freezer until the day you want to eat them. Freezer to oven...ready to eat. No defrosting needed.
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The ex called Tuesday night asking if I knew where I could get a turkey. I went to Sam's and nada. Went to my local grocer and they had frozen ones. Told her it was kind of late to defrost so I ordered a cooked bird for her. Wednesday comes and she wants to go to Costco because she heard they were $0.59 lb. Went in the evening and they were $0.29 lb.
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