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[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

Bury a body under a cedar tree, the enzymes help it decompose quicker.

Wrap a body in chicken wire with concrete weights. you have to stab the main body cavity a couple times to allow gases to escape. Sink in in several hundred feet of saltwater and the crabs will take care of the rest.
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[rfuerst911sc]

Been following the story for a few days now . This loser can go straight to ole sparky and they can flip the switch . His poor son will be screwed up for life ☹️ . Hopefully the son can get help to get past knowing his father is a monster .

[pwd72s]

Youtube "how to" videos can be helpful...

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

The flowerbed in the center is the newest. Two full pickup truck loads of soil, and lots of labor to build the dry stacked wall.

New flowerbed,,,, Hmmmmmm, ya don’t say!!

[oldE]

As much as I would like to have a backhoe, I don't dare. My wife is a farm girl. She would figure out how to use it to make a hole. "26 acres " She says.

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Les

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by oldE

As much as I would like to have a backhoe, I don't dare. My wife is a farm girl. She would figure out how to use it to make a hole. "26 acres " She says.

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Les

LOL .... Do NOT give her a shovel and a bag of lime for Valentine's Day either!

[CurtEgerer]

I love watching True Crime shows. Invariably, there's a Google search for How to Kill Someone Using a Hammer (or whatever) and then the later Walmart security footage showing the idiot at the checkout with the VISA card paying for the Deluxe Claw Hammer, a bottle of bleach, a tarp, rubber gloves and a Snickers bar.

Pro Tip: buy your supplies at the flea market for cash.

[CurtEgerer]

My neighbor has it figured out. She said when she decides to get rid of her husband, she'll bury him in the backyard and plant a bunch of endangered species plants over him.

[varmint]

My wife watches nothing but true crime. We’ve each worked out our murder schemes.

She was savagely allergic to our old dog Rexy. I was going to groom and save enough fur to fill a pillow case. When the coroner asks if I know why my wife’s lungs stopped working last night I’d just shrug.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Guys, if I ever just vanish, please have the police dig up any new flower beds, or concrete pattios at our house!

Yep. Understood.

If we haven't heard from you for more than 24 hours we'll come around and start smashing up concrete.

[VINMAN]

Because of my job, people ask me all the time, "what's the best way to get rid of a body?". I always say nope not saying, no way I'm gonna be charged with aiding and abetting anyone's disappearance!

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[KFC911]

Note to self ...

Do NOT buy a Snickers bar !

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

Because of my job, people ask me all the what's the best wY to get rid of a body.

That reminds me. The dog food factory has got a sale on at the moment.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

That reminds me. The dog food factory has got a sale on at the moment.