Once saw a meme about dogs:
Flies = flying raisins.
Bees = spicy flying raisins.

Our beagle eats everything... including her poop.

She and our terripoo both love green beans. Beagle still eats bananas, the other one quit that and turns up a nose at them now.

Recently they were both on steroids. I would wrap the pill in a bit of ham. It got so bad that one of them would come running when he heard the pill bottle open/shook.

I love bananas and eat them regularly. Our male dachshund knows the sound of a banana being peeled. He come running and I let him have the "butt" of the banana, the little part stuck on the bottom that I used to just toss in the trash. He loves banana butt. he would eat a banana no doubt, but I don't share my food with him.

Good call on that.

Now that our kids are in college we rarely eat at the dining/kitchen table. We cannot eat in peace since both dogs will our food and try to get some. I'm usually sitting with plate on ottoman and dogs watching my every move. My wife isn't so lucky. The terripoo gets up in the chair with her and won't relent.

Me.

Yep. Dogs are 100% pack animals. If you share your food, especially off of your plate, they think you have elevated them to be equals, and the should share in all your food.

Dogs truly want a pack leader. You have to be alpha male and your wife the alpha female. If you can't do that, the dogs will assume the role and bad things happen.

They try to show dominance by humping your leg, of grabbing some of your food. You must be "mean" and not allow them to have their way. Their brains are wired to be in a pack and to follow an Alpha. If no alpha is present, they assume the role.

They simply must learn all humans outrank them in the pack.

We never give our dogs people food. No leftovers. The banana butt I give him is like a special treat he get only if he has been a good boy and the female never is aware of it.

If you give my Bella a piece of pasta with nothing on it, she will turn her head away and refuse it. Put even a speck of sauce or cheese on it, and she will inhale it! :D

Bodhi on the other hand will eat anything.

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Here’s the part I don’t get. Hounds have probably the most sensitive sense of smell on the planet. Yet they eagerly eat poo.

Oh yeah…he loves apples too.

Old cat was obsessed with strawberries, like catnip level. And pulling Q-tips out of the trash.

My dog will run into the kitchen every time he hears ice being dispensed through the fridge door. Our other dog is partial to zucchini.

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This moron likes bananas.

One of my good friends loves her Chihuahuas. Her first one would Hoover up anything on the table or on the floor. We were at her parent's house when her dad was putting Viagra samples in some Viagra flashlights. (He's a internist and the pharma reps give him lots of samples. His kids are all reps, too.) Well, he dropped a V on the floor and Bam Bam Hoovered it up. Poor thing had a woody all night long!

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My Dachshund has to have a "Puppaccino" every morning. When I make my wife her Cappuccino, I have to make a small cup of foam for our little Dachshund. She eats it off a spoon on my wife's lap.

I thought a puppaccino was whipped cream. At least that is what I get from Starbucks.

Pffft….

Ms Rocket’s dachshund would pull tampons, etc. out of the trashcan and chew on them under our bed. Made me want to puke. 🤢 🤮

We have a Samoyed that prefers to sleep in the bathtub.

Ahh, the dog likes the taste of blood. My Beagi loves the taste of blood and loves licking my fresh cuts. Luckily, she's not like matthew's Beagle.

Both critters like to drink from the tub.

Cat eats dog food. Dog eats cat food.

Kobe, one of the best dogs we ever had, loved to go fishing. Absolutely had to investigate and lick each fish that came into the boat. She was also a pretty reliable fish barometer in that if she is up on the gunnels watching and waiting for action, you were going to catch fish. If she curled up under the console and took a nap, fishing was going to be poor.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1678752529.jpg

^^^ Kobe Pike. :)