Intermittent farting

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Another all time favorite is to let one go in a lift, then get out knowing whoever gets in next will be trapped.

Reminds me of the age old conundrum of impacted car farts. One which will lodge in cloth, but ricochet off leather in a fragrant bouquet of one's inner self, for all to enjoy til' the windows come down at freeway speed.

No... Scratch that...It's Rubbish.

What this really reminds me of was an interview of David Hasselhoff. The young interviewer sat down with David (in Europe of course) and interviewed away. Bored, the mighty Hasselhoff let one rip.

The interviewer stated that the "Hoff' owned it, letting the interviewer bask in the glory of his mighty Hasselhoffian fart as he continued the interview. He considered it the price of admission to hang with the hoff.

[Steve Carlton]

[WPOZZZ]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Ultimately the game plan is to be the one who did the fart but not the one who got blamed.

A good example. A group of friends are standing around talking. You walk slowly past and let out one of the strong but silent types. Then stand a short distance away enjoying seeing them blame eachother.

Another all time favorite is to let one go in a lift, then get out knowing whoever gets in next will be trapped.

The correct answer to this conundrum is always the dog. The dog did it!

[A930Rocket]

Originally Posted by WPOZZZ

The correct answer to this conundrum is always the dog. The dog did it!

Whoever smelt it, dealt it!

My farts were too loud. I had a friend who was silent, but deadly.

Or how about, when you fart and the first thing you do, is blame the guy standing next to you, making a commotion about it. Then everybody would jump on him.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by WPOZZZ

The correct answer to this conundrum is always the dog. The dog did it!

Dirty Dog!

Outside, outside right now! You dirty dog.

[WPOZZZ]

My sister's Tibetan had some nasty farts. I would dog sit on Monday nights when she had her meeting and she would come and pick him up afterwards. He would stay with e in my bedroom while I was doing paperwork. Boy, it was so potent, I had to leave the room sometimes.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Last night, while writing the a post for this thread, my wife's dog farted right next to me.
(true story)

After a night in the ER and receiving emergency oxygen and IV fluids, I am happy to say I will be alright.

[GH85Carrera]

[Bill Douglas]

Haha, I used to call my sister bugle bum.

[sc_rufctr]

Me + Grapes = Farts.

[WPOZZZ]

Watermelon and unagi (not together) gives me gas. Cherries make me sputter.

[GH85Carrera]

We all know in the early days of dating, farting around the date is forbidden for the first few dates for sure. Then one day, it is let er rip. Determining that first release date can be tricky! If is safest to wait for her to let one go and then you know she likes you enough to be relaxed and herself.

Or be bold and let one go early on, and see if she just bolts for the door, and is gone forever, of it she likes you enough to accept you as is.

[GH85Carrera]

When you held it in for too long!