How many nit-wits does it take ...
 

...to out smart a half-wit?

Asking for a friend :D

I don't know, but if you send a dumb ass to college, you just end up with a smart ass

And duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle it.

LOL .... hey .... this thread ain't about me :D

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We need to know how many nits in wit.

I'd say 5. There's 8 nits in a wit, so a half wit is 4.

I might be thinking ounces and pints though. Never mind.

There are 8 bits in a byte, and two bytes in a word .... so it's somewhere between 0 and 1 :D

But how many bytes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, oh wait, that's licks, and its 3.

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EDIT: Nope... I'm either a nit wit or there's something wrong with uploading pictures!

He didn't say 'welllll doggie', he said "wheeee, doggie"

^^^ That's not what it says...check your speeling.:D

How many nit-wits does it take ...to out smart a half-wit?

Nit-wits, half-wits. I think I'd rather be a nit-wit if I had to choose.

You might be better off with half a wit vs no wit.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nitwit

What if the Wit isn't too bright?

doesn't that make him a dim-wit?

^^^^ Hmmm ... now it gets even more complicated...

I just know one thing fer sure.... it's

Wheeee Dawgies!

^^^
Say it out loud using your best 'Jed Clampett' voice. You should hear a faint 'el' at the end. :D

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Yer not gonna change 5 decades of "wheeee dawgies" here .... I've said it way more times than I've ever watched the show!

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Rika