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How many nit-wits does it take ...
...to out smart a half-wit?
Asking for a friend 
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I don't know, but if you send a dumb ass to college, you just end up with a smart ass
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04-28-2023, 12:30 PM
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And duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle it.
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04-28-2023, 12:35 PM
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LOL .... hey .... this thread ain't about me
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We need to know how many nits in wit.
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04-28-2023, 12:58 PM
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I'd say 5. There's 8 nits in a wit, so a half wit is 4.
I might be thinking ounces and pints though. Never mind.
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04-28-2023, 01:30 PM
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There are 8 bits in a byte, and two bytes in a word .... so it's somewhere between 0 and 1
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04-28-2023, 01:36 PM
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But how many bytes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, oh wait, that's licks, and its 3.
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Pic test...
 EDIT: Nope... I'm either a nit wit or there's something wrong with uploading pictures!
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He didn't say 'welllll doggie', he said "wheeee, doggie"
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04-28-2023, 03:47 PM
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^^^ That's not what it says...check your speeling.
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04-28-2023, 04:00 PM
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How many nit-wits does it take ...to out smart a half-wit?
Nit-wits, half-wits. I think I'd rather be a nit-wit if I had to choose. |
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04-28-2023, 05:57 PM
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04-28-2023, 06:16 PM
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What if the Wit isn't too bright?
doesn't that make him a dim-wit?
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04-29-2023, 05:06 AM
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^^^^ Hmmm ... now it gets even more complicated...
I just know one thing fer sure.... it's Wheeee Dawgies! |
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04-29-2023, 05:12 AM
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^^^
Say it out loud using your best 'Jed Clampett' voice. You should hear a faint 'el' at the end.
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04-29-2023, 06:11 AM
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Yer not gonna change 5 decades of "wheeee dawgies" here .... I've said it way more times than I've ever watched the show!
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