Nerd Ten Commandments

[oldE]

Life is pain Princess. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.


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[Eric 951]

Don't pledge Alpha Beta, it's a set-up.

[Pazuzu]

you guys kinda stink at writing COMMANDMENTS...

[herr_oberst]

Thou shalt not tell people you listen to or like Coldplay
Thou shalt not install modern composite LED headlights in classic hot rods or muscle cars

[Pazuzu]

They need to be related to nerd culture...in particular, nerd movie culture.
That is a commandment itself...so meta!


I remembered #15...

1) Thou shalt not pass
2) Thou shalt not feed him after midnight
3) Thou shalt not get involved in a land war in Asia
4) Thou shalt not tell me the odds
5) Thou shalt not try, only do
6) Thou shalt double-tap
7) Thou shalt throw after the count of three
8) Thou shalt realize that there is no spoon
9) Thou shalt take it off some sweet jumps
10) Thou shalt state that yes, you are a god when asked

11) Thou shalt know that the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen commandments
12) Thou shalt hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis
13) Thou shalt flip the tortoise back over
14) Thou shalt not blaze up in here
15) Thou shalt not blink

[Norm K]

Thou shalt have no other dogs

Thou shall not, unless it's payback sex, commit adultery

Thou shalt not kill the vibe

Thou shalt not, unless as part of the aforementioned adultery, and only as a result of her overt flirtatiousness, covet thy neighbor's wife

Thou shalt not steal, unless as part of the aforementioned adultery and with the aforementioned neighbor's wife, thou steals away to a discrete location

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[Zeke]

Thou shalt not be silly.

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

you guys kinda stink at writing COMMANDMENTS...

How about:

Thou shalt call me the Dude or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino.

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by 70SATMan

How about:

Thou shalt call me the Dude or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino.

That's not really nerdy enough.

I have my 15 commandments, I no longer need help, you can all go back to whatever the rabble do during the day.

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Ever notice that typically when someone says "lifes not fair" it's when that person had a choice to either be a decent human being or be a dick and they chose the later?

Please elaborate... not sure I'm following... who you're saying "that person" is. Maybe provide a fictitious scenario.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

That one is one of my pet peeves.

Ever notice that typically when someone says "lifes not fair" it's when that person had a choice to either be a decent human being or be a dick and they chose the later?

Yeah, like when they chose to get cancer.