Ocean swimmers and scuba divers, are you scared of shark attacks?

[ramonesfreak]

[Bill Douglas]

Those half wits didn't even know if they had someone in the cage. They did.

All this tourism and feeding of sharks causes a lot of problems. They now associate boats and human divers as an easy way to get a meal.

[cantdrv55]

I got stitches on my back on Wednesday and we are leaving for Maui tomorrow. Snorkeling is not on the agenda.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Maybe you could attach some pork roasts to your arms like floaties and a brisket on your back. When the sharks come, just feed them those and they'll be full and you'll be fine. Sharks are big tippers so you might make a few bucks off them.