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varmint 07-03-2023 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by greglepore (Post 12037269)
Any self respecting fishing boat has a chum grinder.




If they can pull dna out of a wood chipper they can pull it out of a grinder.

I hear in the Canadian case they tried testing the pig dna but it had been too long.

HobieMarty 07-03-2023 04:56 PM

Deep sea fishing, all I'm sayin.

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Bill Douglas 07-03-2023 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 12037270)
A pig pen.

NOT a good idea.

My Uncle Bill did that and it didn't end so well for him.

M.D. Holloway 07-03-2023 05:20 PM

PM me

Por_sha911 07-03-2023 05:21 PM

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varmint 07-03-2023 05:51 PM

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ramonesfreak 07-03-2023 05:58 PM

Timely thread. Thanks for posting !

Bill Douglas 07-03-2023 06:04 PM

Do you know anyone with a dog food factory...

Rick Lee 07-03-2023 06:08 PM

I'm subscribing so I won't have a Google search show up in my history if the need arises.

As for desert burials, I've heard to dig a very deep and narrow hole to bury the body vertically, as drones search for horizontal disturbances in the ground cover. The deep desert in AZ is very hard to access. It's horseback, quad or dirt bike and not much else.

speeder 07-03-2023 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 12037353)
I'm subscribing so I won't have a Google search show up in my history if the need arises.

As for desert burials, I've heard to dig a very deep and narrow hole to bury the body vertically, as drones search for horizontal disturbances in the ground cover. The deep desert in AZ is very hard to access. It's horseback, quad or dirt bike and not much else.

If someone sees you dragging a stiff behind a horse or a dirt bike, you need to dig two holes. Or as many as saw you. As Tommy says in Goodfellas, you could be there all night.

The Synergizer 07-03-2023 07:18 PM

Just put in a freezer in your basement!
When you die it will be a big surprise for the family!

Steve Carlton 07-03-2023 07:26 PM

If only we knew someone with a pond.

jcwade 07-03-2023 07:27 PM

It depends on the circumstances and where you are located.
In the American south, parts of Australia and Africa, leave it lying in an out of the way place near water and the crocs and alleys will take care of it.

For a person known or related to your "friend", the Jimmy Hoffa method is recommended.
Unfortunately, I can't tell you what that is as they have never found the body, but large pours of concrete seem likely.

If it is just a thrill killing of a homeless person, just leave it there, no effort will be put into trying to solve it.
The important thing is don't be a serial killer. One and done and they will never find your "friend".

Steve Carlton 07-03-2023 07:37 PM

If only we knew someone building a stadium.

VenezianBlau 87 07-03-2023 08:05 PM

If your buddy has a body of which to dispose, he planned poorly

VINMAN 07-03-2023 09:50 PM

Not a subject you want in your search history on your home computer or phone...

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1990C4S 07-04-2023 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Alan A (Post 12037239)
The joke - which you’ll get if you ever saw the movie Snatch - was go buy a pig farm.

Did not work for Robert Pickton. The pigs left bones with DNA behind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton

GH85Carrera 07-04-2023 08:18 AM

Get a job at a crematorium. Just slip it in with the rest of the bodies.

Of course it does matter a lot on how big the body is. A 90 pound woman or a jockey is a lot easier than a 6'6" 350 pound man.

astrochex 07-04-2023 08:21 AM

Put a 10mm socket on it, will be lost forever.

VINMAN 07-04-2023 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by astrochex (Post 12037633)
Put a 10mm socket on it, will be lost forever.

We have a winner!


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