Whats the best way to dispose of a body.

[Rusty Heap]

Hypothetically, for a friend of a friend of the Pelican Brain Trust,

So how would you dispose of a human body.?


Dig a hole,
Sawsall
Chipper Shredder
Lye or other chemical body melter.
Wrap in Chicken wire with brick weights to sink to feed the saltwater crabs?


any other creative suggestions?

[Captain Ahab Jr]

Deep water submersible

[Seahawk]

Marsh, Summer. Gone in a day.

A friend of a friend...

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

Hypothetically, for a friend of a friend of the Pelican Brain Trust,

So how would you dispose of a human body.?


Dig a hole,
Sawsall
Chipper Shredder
Lye or other chemical body melter.
Wrap in Chicken wire with brick weights to sink to feed the saltwater crabs?


any other creative suggestions?

[Steve Carlton]

I just slam the trunk shut and push the car into the lake.

- Bobby Bitter, stand up comedian

[speeder]

Depends on where you are located. The ocean is a big place, so is the desert. Third choice would be a forest. Hell, people have dumped bodies in Griffith Park in LA and they were not found for decades.

Good luck!

[Rusty Heap]

From a former Sheriff, I heard if you bury the part under a cedar tree it help decompose the bits.

[masraum]

out of the suggestions that you have listed, I'm thinking chemicals or big hole.

I'm not sure what the issues are with the chemical solution. I guess it would look weird to purchase a 55 gallon drum of caustic chemical. But then at least there wouldn't be a body or any way to identify what you'd put in the chemicals.

dig a hole. I saw a short video online the other day. It said dig the hole deep. Put the body in the hole, fill the hole in and then put a dead animal/pet in the hole, then finish filling it in.

I think the issue with that is that in most places, it would be pretty obvious that the hole went farther down past the animal.

Maybe find a way to integrate it into a concrete slab?

if you had a good way to get it into the water such that the water would carry it out before it brought it back?

I have no idea. Fortunately, I'm probably never going to have to figure out the best way.

[Rusty Heap]

oh yeah, I just went through a divorce too..............grins he heh.

[Racerbvd]

Edited: They can in PARF.

[Rusty Heap]

In 2001, Robert Pickton was charged with murdering 26 women at his pig farm in Port Coquitlam, BC feeding the prostitutes to the animals. He was convicted on six charges and sentenced to life in prison. Pickton claimed to have killed 49 women. His case was the largest serial killer investigation in Canadian history.

[Bugsinrugs]

From Tiger King…tigers eat and digest everything. No bones of any kind would be found.

[Steve Carlton]

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

In 2001, Robert Pickton was charged with murdering 26 women at his pig farm in Port Coquitlam, BC feeding the prostitutes to the animals. He was convicted on six charges and sentenced to life in prison. Pickton claimed to have killed 49 women. His case was the largest serial killer investigation in Canadian history.

Al Swearengen recommends Mr. Wu in the alley. His pigs need to eat, so it's a win-win.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Baltimore?

[dewolf]

For us South Australians it's a fishing trip to Pt Lincoln. Load up the boat, head out just off the coast, chum water up and wait for half a dozen or so 5mtr Great Whites to show up. Job done.

[LWJ]

1. We used a hot caustic solution to boil the aluminum out of steel dies at a former employer. Pretty easy method if you have the facilities.

2. Lots of crabs in the pacific. Pick flesh off in a jiffy.

3. Shallow grave is pretty popular.

4. A buddy had a summer job “inspecting “ cars before being crushed / melted down. He was told to not inspect certain cars. He never knew...


I think the crabs are the win. Simple is often best. That leaves lots of mental energy to attempt an escape or build an alibi.

May I ask why the question???

[Alan A]

The joke - which you’ll get if you ever saw the movie Snatch - was go buy a pig farm.

How much work do you want to put in?
Pieces are way easier to get rid of than a whole.

[stevej37]

The perfect time to pull the living room carpet and roll it up.

[varmint]

Wife grew up in Ketchikan in the 80s. She makes it sound like Miami vice in flannels. Half the fishing boats were running drugs. It was said that if you crossed the wrong family you’d end up in a crab pot.

[greglepore]

Originally Posted by varmint

Wife grew up in Ketchikan in the 80s. She makes it sound like Miami vice in flannels. Half the fishing boats were running drugs. It was said that if you crossed the wrong family you’d end up in a crab pot.

Any self respecting fishing boat has a chum grinder.

[flatbutt]

A pig pen.