racea911 quote "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but Gruppe B is already being called "The B Team" in other circles."
Racea911 you have been blinded by the truth for you see we ARE "The B Team"!!! We are the leftover forgotten ones! We will launch a counterattack against the pulled stud thermal reactor conspiracy like the world has never seen!!!
http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/drummer.gif Oh yeah and we are getting cool stickers!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

well said Shawn...so do you have your SC flared Beast back yet?

Today after work. The bill is gonna be around $200-250 including the tow to the shop. You know I have galvanized backseats too!

I have planted a seed on Rennlist. May they see the lite before it is too late!;)

Another day dawns and new chapters are to be written. Its is obvious that our words of wisdom have faired well on the electronic winds. They are being heard and they are being understood. but alas I must tell you that I come to this new day injured, yes injured as I am victim this day of a dog attack to my stomach region and am in great pain. (and no this isnt a joke it hurts like hell!)

And this occured while tending to my trusty Porsche chariot. Is this a message from the RGruppe Gods? A warning that any attempts to overthrow their alliance will be met with the dogs of war? I say it will take more than wild beast to turn me from my chosen path. Send all the evil creatures of the night if you wish and I will not be swayed! (but I am going to get some pain meds cause my a@@ is killing me!)

GRUPPE B!!

#001 on heavy pain meds...This is gonna be a fun day!:D
An attack from the very animal we have chosen as our mascot? Be glad we didn't choose Spawn as our mascot. I think you would not of fared so well...;)
Almost forgot...Wuf!Wuf!

Racea911 and the rest:

In my anti-Racea911-as-king post, I too was joking. I am sorry my sense of humor is so very dry that the humor was lost on most of you. Please understand, this is my Gruppe, and with it, I am well pleased.

Long live #001,

Troy (#007)

The enemy has planted one of their hounds within the palace walls! Very clever to insert one of your trained pooper dogs into our pack of WUF hounds...our leader has been injured! No. 1 has been JNJURED! Quick! Mobilize the advance troops into the palace yard and route out the evil b!t(h that sinkth her teeth into our fearless leader. His survival is proof of his mighty strength..alone he fought off the b!t(h hound....He will ride again!

(Seriously, that sucks John...I hope you will feel better soon.)

Good work #002. But remember..... It is important for them to give themselves in free spirit not under the influence of spirits(LOL). But is sure couldnt hurt right?!?!? I suddenly see visions of Saint Pauly Girl Cladded Beer Wenches serving our trusty warriors after a long day at battle.

#003 I shall be anxious to see if your attempts at showing the truth to The Rennlist Clan will be effective. It is obvious they are in need of something to bring life back to their tired souls! And whilst we pursue their loyalties perhaps we can also show them the truth of the ways of the Pelican so that they may also be one with it.

The Cult Grows Stronger
 

The brainwashing and microchipping must be progressing at a good pace ... there seem to be more converts to this so-called Gruppe B.

You know, with all this talk about bastardization and all-inclusiveness, it crossed my mind that you might actually have to accept owners of the water pumping 996 into your midst. Truth be told, they are true bastard cars like your precious icon the 959 - which also was a water-pumper I might add. Additionally, if you include the 996 then you must, by default, include the front engine P-cars as well.

This all-inclusiveness, as I said before, will lead your precious Gruppe B to becoming nothing more than another POC or PCA. Consequently, you will cease to lose whatever "fear factor" you may have introduced in the R Gruppe circle - which, I assure is, is nominal.

In closing I would also like to reiterate the fact that you are all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p :p

Mr.914,
Every Gruppe must have its lesser "token" car. We are even now searching out 928's for our panzer tank division. "Die Fliegenschweine"!!!:D

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Beware the hounds of the SCWDP.

Take care of those "B" porsches, we'll be driving the "A" porsches.

hmmm...

Would the honorable gent from Denver like to see if his SC can out run my Bastard :D

...nevermind..I'm scared now, those SCWDPooper hounds look rather fierce :eek: ..I'll just stay garage.

Jerry,
When I was five a "Weener dog" bit me on the lip and tore it off my face. Had to have it sewn back on. (no kidding)
Fear the Weener dog!

Yay verily...the R Gruppe Meister himself has given me #1....I am now R Gruppe #1...their offical "Mascot"....

And can we throw the"KING" into the moat now????

I assure you Mr914 most confused but humerous one that we will not be just another POC or PCA. POC/PCA members are followers of the Porsche philosophy and therefore I will not utter a foul thing of them. Its funny... they are all future GRuppe B members and dont even know it yet. Hmm

We will talk to and consider front engine owners but tell them that they need to turn from their ways and acquire a Boxer Powered Chariot.

27 pages later. Is the hangover setting in yet or are y'all still drinkin'. This thread was a hoot. LOL.

My PCA Stock Class G has only been bastardized as permitted by the PCA rules. Is that sufficient. I asked once about joining the SCWDP and got nothing but a bunch of smart-ass replies. If they don't want me, then I don't need them.

However, let me remind you of my last car:

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Now there's a bastard if I've ever seen one.

Alas, the SCWDP may have the feared wiener dog but the GRuppe B horde has THE wiener dog from the depths and darkness of all that is most powerful. Fear the GRuppe B hound and its evil stare for with it comes a wrath that is unstoppable...

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Lothar.......you are welcomed into the brotherhood as well for you represent what we are about as much as anybody. You got no recognition from the WDP'ers proving my original point. You are a poster child as too why we are doing this... Pick a member number Lothar that you want because soon we are going to have to start assigning them. Also send your desired shirt sizes to DByers. Payment arrangements will be discussed when we have a better idea as to when the T's will be ready.

Again...Welcome aboard Lothar!

Good News!
 

Hot off the wire....

Assault suspect captured and confessed....GUILTY!

The suspect (far left pictured below) was captured just minutes ago in this suburban neighborhood where the SCWDPoopers are known to operate. Charges pending include assault and indecent exposure (public urination).

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