Lothar, that thing looks like my old '70 VW Bug - 4 different colored fenders!!! Ran great, looked like Frankenstein. Probably the same for your Gruppe B entry ;)

As for you, Tabs, you LIE!! The R Gruppemeister would never give you #1 ... I offered you #-1, but you flatly refused. Dude, you don't have to lie to kick it. Apparently Gruppe B accepts all b@stards so you should fit right in. :p

In closing I would like to remind you of your impending DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! And since nobody from the SCWDP hasn't said so in a while, "MUAhahahahahahahahaha"

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

THE GRUPPEMEISTER ACTUALLY GAVE TABS A NUMBER:eek: :eek: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I think I need to take a cold shower and go shoot some smack to get my head straight. What is this world coming to :(

Ah ha! Another battle won in the war! RGuppies have begun their draft of the natives...they are increasing their numbers for the impending showdown....sniff..sniff..you smell that No.1? FEAR! We have them now..

WUF! WUF!

Yeah, they're still drink'n. . . in the "slur & stumble" phase.
new battle cry: "uh. . .I meant to do that . . .uh I was just making a joke"

On more serious matters, SCWDP. . .there is no joining, no stinking membership. . .It's a plot! :cool:

"token. . . 928's for our panzer tank division". . thrown, you're killing me. :D

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david 89 TURBO cab.

Everything is unfolding as I have foreseen. The enemy is scared, even to the point of giving the title of no.1 to a member formally seen as a pariah. They are willing to go to any length to keep the ranks in line and limit defections. Tis only a matter of time before the R masses begin a revolt demanding more, and when they do not recieve satisfaction they will visit our camps, ask for mercy, and forever dedicate themselves to the path of truth. And that path only leads in one direction...TO THE DOORS OF Gruppe B!


they want our stickers too!:rolleyes:

eeewww!

I dunno, somehow, when YOU say it, it just sounds silly.

BTW, I hear "Martys"http://forums.pelicanparts.com/image...Artie_Ziff.gif voice every time I read one of your posts.

Marge Simpson is married. . . . to a better man than you. . .get over it.


TIC

Sir Lothar of the Hill People...your name is fitting for a Knight of Gruppe B...bring your people and we will swing the gates to the palace open! You have found a home. Your former steed had parts send to the four corners of the earth as a warning to all RGuppies and SCWDPoopers that we are coming! Your were predestined to be a Gruppe B Knight! WUF! WUF!

SCWDPoopers..your plot weakens!

Tabs, as they say, "on the Internet no one knows you're a [weiner] dog"

:)

Oh, I nearly forgot. Bark... Bark...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I thought that was Disco Stu .... I must've been drunk. I will change my icon immediaely!!!!

Oh, and I didn't want to do the wicked laugh. It's just that ya'll haven't done it in so long that I figured I would remind you of the need for psychotic action.

I am forming a lynch mob ... Gruppe B beware.

All is quiet on the front. But I assure you frantic manuvering is just below the surface, just out of view. Stickers are being printed at an alarming pace. T-shirts are being arranged. Our website is being constructed bit by bit (Get it?:D )
We are preparing the main assualt. Prepare...Wuf!Wuf!

We will scatter our Porsche doctrine among the four winds (and no cracks about wind please).

Everybody who has joined be sure to get some information and pictures together for the information minister so that we can try to make his job a little easier. Im not an IT Tech but... Im sure it is no easy task to put a site together so we need to give our thanks to him. It aint easy being the master of the Four Winds(new title perhaps...M.O.I. and master of the four winds)

You know your gonna have something good when people start volunteering their time for a cause!

Just another reason for RGruppe and SCWDP to begin second guessing their memberships. lol

John you ahve PM

Carry on with the plan gents...I'm off to to weapons practice! I shall see how accurate I am with a 9-iron...we will need a good lofty shot to get over the RGruppe Castle walls.. :D

Lothar..pick a noumber and Sir John shall grant you your wish!

Good luck on the green Souk! DByers and I are finalizing the details on the shirt and sticker situation and should have the information for everyone shortly.

EVERYBODY WHO IS GOING TO BE ORDERING SHIRTS HAVE THE SIZE AND QUANTITY INFORMATION READY TO EMAIL TO HIM.

The witching hour for me approaches as I must return to the Gruppe B lair early to lick my wounds and recover from the wounds inflicted upon me earlier this day. I know there are many reading this rather short thread(lol) and thinking to themselves "Dare I join this evergrowing bastion of Porsche Fanatics, should I show my hand now and take the leap of faith, or should I continue to ride the fence of indecision?" I say to you that if you ride the fence of life for too long surely you will only recieve a wooden splinter wedgie! Jump off of the fence brother and become part of something larger than yourself. It's all about the passion for the cars and the joy of sharing that passion with others who understand.......... Be part of of something new and refreshing, let go, have fun and................. JOIN GRUPPE B NOW!!!!!

Panzer division leader reporting for duty !

How may I serve the legion.

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See! I told you I was working with 928's to form a Panzer tank division!
Die Fliegenschweine!!!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/2ar15.gif

And what # do you think frogman will take. Perhaps #928?