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k9handler 06-17-2003 11:36 AM

Ha Ha....Welcome Noah!

Dutchie 06-17-2003 11:39 AM

Zamirz wrote

Quote:

gruppe b, sounds like those lame ricers who run around here with "team tae kwon do"
maybe you better go and help out your fellow SCWDP friend finding a nice location to hook up his CB ;)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/115246-anyone-have-cb-their-car.html

johncj8989 06-17-2003 11:42 AM

You are now known by and shall be called........... Number 4

Men, we now have a forum moderator in our circle, surley his power can only be a positive addition. Lets all welcome #004.

spyderman 06-17-2003 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JTO
#007 Here,

What about those goofy guys that take their perfectly good long nose Ts and bastardize them with a much maligned 2.7? They are both welcome and not?

Just asking,

Troy (007)

Hey I resemble that remark. Does that mean I can be in the club. My car was faound that way, and with the 2.7 I never did feel part of the long hood group.

MotoSook 06-17-2003 12:24 PM

Yes! We want a Super hero! Come on Spyderman!

A moderator and a Super hero in one day! Can you feel the ground shaking from the marching B troops, R Guppies and SCWDPoopers?? :D

thrown_hammer 06-17-2003 12:25 PM

Here is a link to our super secret underground hide out!
http://www.gruppeb.com/
To non-members it will appear as a cheesy used car site!
HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA!:D

spyderman 06-17-2003 12:31 PM

Can I be number #009? Old hockey number...

cmelecci 06-17-2003 12:38 PM

Requesting membership #074, sirs.
I promise,(right hand over heart), to replace all era correct parts on my 70T with the latest aftermarket goodies I can afford.
I promise to replace items that would keep my p-car quiet in the presence of offending rice vehicles.
And I soley promise to engage in routine competition within "outlaw" classes.
Please accept my humble application.
Carl (#074?)

spyderman 06-17-2003 12:42 PM

Oops didn't read all the post carefully to see that there was already a #9. How about Agent 99 or 099. That's more my speed.

johncj8989 06-17-2003 12:47 PM

Welcome to the circle Sir Spyderman, and Sir Cmelecci.

sleeping_beast 06-17-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spyderman
Can I be number #009? Old hockey number...
Maurice Richard fan?

RSupdate 06-17-2003 01:34 PM

This is great. I always wondered what the midyear guys were gonna do. I guess this it it....ehhh?

If you guys get around to having any sort of yearly get together has anyone considered a bonfire fueled by old thermo-reactors?;)

johncj8989 06-17-2003 01:41 PM

Blasphemy I tell you... The very reason we have formed this powerful alliance. Blasphemy that you would tear down any air cooled 6 car to roll off the lines. I ask you sir would you make shame in a brother or sister who had freckles or perhaps had bad teeth.. I think not. Though troubled as some of the mid year cars may be..they are still Porsches!!!!! It is because of your pias attitude towards those who may not drive "your" car that we have come to conquer!!! Be ready to meet your maker sir!!!

P.S. You guys do have cool stickers... he he

MotoSook 06-17-2003 01:49 PM

We WILL have cool stickers TOO! Just wait! Number 3 is working on it.

As for our annual meeting at the Round Table...we'll be burning all the crap we stripped off our cars that is not critical for going fast! Stickers make car go fast yes, No. 1?

Wait till you see the pictures of the virgin we plan to sacrifice....an original RS America with very little miles :D :D

An none of this rush to :D make a deadline for the R Guppie swim meet thing..no way my good man, we ride what will run! And with factory issued rope, factory coat hanger, or a Harbor Freight econo welder..our cars will run!...

johncj8989 06-17-2003 02:24 PM

For all loyal followers and those to come... The GRuppe B Manifesto is in the works... Stay tuned, stay informed...and uh just stay.

juanbenae 06-17-2003 02:33 PM

no mas

jstgermaine 06-17-2003 02:58 PM

I want in!!!!
 
Put me in coach!!!

Can I have number 10?

johncj8989 06-17-2003 03:25 PM

You're in jstgermaine. Welcome aboard, it's gonna be fun!

JTO 06-17-2003 04:05 PM

Gee Number 1 et al, this is kick-a*&!

Troy

Adam 06-17-2003 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thrown_hammer:
A place for 2.7 Turbo bodied cabs and early cars with (GASP) SC flares all the way up to narrow bodied fire breathing 3.6 transplants.

ROFL!! :D I burst out laughing when I saw "A place for 2.7 turbo-bodied cabs etc" and none of my co-workers got it at all. They think I'm nuts. Thanks for the laugh, Shawn!

Numbers are growing... we need a website, bad!

jstgermaine 06-17-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adam Chaplin


Numbers are growing... we need a website, bad! [/B]
This I can do...I will put one together if the Gruppe B members wish. With more than enough space for the uploading of photos and video...perhaps even more.

johncj8989 06-17-2003 04:55 PM

jstgermaine, cool. I was thinkin website but that is definately not my area of expertise. Let us know if it's do-able and maybe everyone that has jumped on board can help with design suggestions.

jstgermaine 06-17-2003 04:59 PM

Sounds like a plan.

Gruppe B members, pm me your email addresses and ideas and I will respond post haste...the work begins (hehehehehehehe).

82SC 06-17-2003 05:45 PM

As the designer of the SCWDP sticker I thought I'd chime in as a liason between the feuding groups...

I have a dream...a dream that one day my children will be able to love the lond hoods, then short hoods and every bastard inbetween without discrimination...

My Lil SOB:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106699&highlight=signal +orange+targa

it is a short hood (EARLY CAR), Plans for an SC engine (SCWDP), with MFI (MFIWDP), it is a bastardization of different years (Gruppe B), and will be a hotrod (R-Gruppe)

I think my Lil SOB is the messiah, the 911 prophet...it will bring together the SCWDP, Gruppe B, MFIWDP, R-Gruppe...the chosen one that will bring unity and harmony to the 911 world...

LOLOLOLOL...this BBS is crazy

MJ

MotoSook 06-17-2003 05:51 PM

Beware my fellow knights. We may have a spy amongst us. (my lady thinks I'm nuts..laugh to myself at my desk! :D)

Kevin Stewart 06-17-2003 06:25 PM

My god, I go to work and it goes crazy, well i guess this goes to show one that porsche guys are mad men, you are right we will rule the world, Kevin

johncj8989 06-17-2003 06:27 PM

Indeed your car is bastard a plenty.... but beware of those who come with the olive branch. Remember many will come saying peace brother, peace in hopes that our guard may be lowered so that then we may fall. We will watch you with great interest 82SC. We will watch you.

man I need a beer!:eek:

Doug Zielke 06-17-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 82SC
........it will bring together the SCWDP, Gruppe B, MFIWDP, R-Gruppe...the chosen one that will bring unity and harmony to the 911 world...

Unity? Harmony?
Never!
You Gruppe B's are, and will always be bastards.
The SCWDP will continue on it's inexorable path to World Domination. That is our mission, our creed, and our quest, and we will not be swayed.

MotoSook 06-17-2003 06:38 PM

LOL...it just occured to me that we are a bunch of grown men play clubhouse...keep it going boys! This is to funny.

johncj8989 06-17-2003 06:57 PM

Strong words Sir Doug, strong words... But I ask you to learn a lesson from history. Many have come before with ambitions of world domination and many have failed. I pray that you do not find yourself among those whose lies and deceit have led them into the abiss and relegated their failed philosophy to be nothing more than a lesson for future generations. Take heed that a true and just cause has a place for you at its table. Gather those of your lost tribe and JOIN ME and never look back. IT IS THE ONLY WAY.

Doug Zielke 06-17-2003 07:10 PM

My final word:

I made a solemn promise when SCWDP Founder and inaugrual President, Leland Pate, handed the leadership to me a few months ago.

I promised him as long as there were Porsche 911 SC's on the roads, I would lead our soldiers ever forward, towards The Goal.

Our cause is just. We will prevail.

DByers 06-17-2003 07:11 PM

I have been following this thread with much interest. I have read and re-read it many times just to make sure I am not dreaming. What the leaders of Gruppe B are saying is appealing.

I the owner of a not so sought after 71 911T targa with its 2.2 that is only slightly modified (hell its still got the Zeniths), optional 14” Fuchs (comfort package), no a/c (who needs a/c when the top comes off), radio delete option (actually there is just a whole in the dash where the radio should go), no flares (but does have RS door panels) would be accepted. I find this hard to believe. Is there such a place for my Porsche to be recognized and appreciated for just what it is? A place that will still be accepting no matter what mods may come in the future (I promise no V8 conversion)? Is this place, this group, this club, this Gruppe B all of that and more?
If this is true the words I see written and spoken, do I dare join. Am I worthy of the title “Bastard”. I must ponder some more on this and consult with my family to be sure.






OH HELL, Somebody mentioned cool stickers right?
I’m in!!! (If the leaders of Gruppe B will have me)

Silveresrty911S 06-17-2003 07:12 PM

I'll keep watch in the southern end near Mehheeco if you would grant me the #77 numeral of Gruppe B. Thank you and god save #1 :)

Rick - pre-ordained Bastard

johncj8989 06-17-2003 07:17 PM

Even though I forsee your ultimate demise Sir Doug.. I respect your loyalty to your cause. From one leader to another, perhaps someday we may meet on the battlefield as gentleman warriors and grant a brief cease fire.

then after ten minutes or so we will crush you. We're getting a website. YEHAW!!!

GSpreeman 06-17-2003 07:20 PM

Maybe you guys can get together and sell some cookies and then have a jamboree!!!!!!

82SC 06-17-2003 07:21 PM

Shhhh...Doug...don't forget operation SOB M.O.L.E....shhhhhhh

johncj8989 06-17-2003 07:21 PM

DByers, Silveresrty, count yourselves as one of the brotherhood! Welcome to the faith. Carry the banner with pride, spread the word at all costs no matter what scorn you may face and remember......... You are now and always will be......... a Bastard.

MotoSook 06-17-2003 07:40 PM

Byers..you killed me with your Radio delete option! LOL

Rick, keep the border tight until No. 1 gives the word for a southern advance.....there are a lot of VW bugs down there that might try to past themselves off as Bastard 911s!

Adam 06-17-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johncj8989:
then after ten minutes or so we will crush you. We're getting a website.

Ahh, so that's how we'll do it, eh? I knew there was a secret weapon lurking deep within our stronghold.

Let us all hoist our discarded thermal reactors in salute to our new members! Update your signatures, men!

Fresh drip-pans for all! :D All who NEED them, anyhow. Someone else can have mine!

johncj8989 06-17-2003 07:45 PM

Yes listen to number 2 as he is an entrusted General for the Faith. We musn't move too quickly as we have not yet acquired sufficient strength in numbers to march. He with patience will be rewarded.

Plus we dont have stickers yet and these are our most valuable weapon.

Soon the doctrine will be spread to the world through our Ministers of Information (M.O.I.) via our GLOBAL WEBSITE.

Is it me or is this just fun as heck?!?!?!?


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