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KFC911 10-16-2023 03:02 AM

Friend of mine used to provide "home care" for an older lady who lived on a local golf course. She said the lady was always joyous when she found "easter eggs" in her back yard :)

porsche tech 10-16-2023 03:16 AM

Bosco lives to find golf balls. If he sees one in our yard, he looks at me crying then looks out back until I let him go get it. If I just happen to let him out back for any reason he makes a beeline straight into the bushes and ALWAYS comes out with a golf ball.


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KFC911 10-16-2023 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by porsche tech (Post 12110786)
Bosco lives to find golf balls. If he sees one in our yard, he looks at me crying then looks out back until I let him go get it. If I just happen to let him out back for any reason he makes a beeline straight into the bushes and ALWAYS comes out with a golf ball.


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LOL ... I'm glad I don't live near tennis courts .... Moka would have lotsa balls :D!

As a teen, when kids actually played backyard tackle football .... a Sunday afternoon game across from the "club" was a tradition.... "Goldie" was the lovable neighborhood retriever that always had a tennis ball in her mouth.... she'd just go up to the tennis courts and grab one from outside the fence :).

LWJ 10-16-2023 03:48 AM

Or, push a little further.

Print a pad of “claim forms.”

Name
Date
Where impacted
Insurance company
Policy number


That could be interesting.

KFC911 10-16-2023 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by LWJ (Post 12110793)
Or, push a little further.

Print a pad of “claim forms.”

Name
Date
Where impacted
Insurance company
Policy number


That could be interesting.

My name is Tiger Woods, and that's not my ball!

Prove it ... and GLWT.

Balls hitting yer house or in your backyard "comes with the territory" next to a golf course imo.

Ask Bosco :D

URY914 10-16-2023 05:01 AM

I have a basket of about 50 golf balls that I've found in my yard and I keep it on the deck so they can all see it. I found three in the last week.

Seahawk 10-16-2023 05:05 AM

No advice but I am reminded of my favorite golf saying when a member of the foursome hits one waayy OOB:

"You could wrap that ball in bacon and Lassie still couldn't find it..."

Tip your...:cool:

porsche tech 10-16-2023 11:24 AM

About a month’s worth…

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This crate in the garage has been filled a couple of times…

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I take them to the First Tee boys and girls club…they have a driving range and their own course.

I think my wife has decided she’s going to hand out papers with instructions on how to cure a hook.

LEAKYSEALS951 10-16-2023 11:37 AM

True story- My first job was at a golf club. I washed peoples balls and waxed their clubs.

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Sarc 10-16-2023 11:48 AM

Reminds me of this episode:
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Bob Kontak 10-16-2023 12:10 PM

Stay in your lane.

911 Rod 10-16-2023 01:00 PM

Keep your balls to yourself!

LWJ 10-16-2023 01:04 PM

As to your Wife and the pamphlet for curing a hook.

You could put up a Little Free Library and stock in with things like Golf for Dummies.

There is a lot of potential here.

Seahawk 10-16-2023 01:10 PM

Fun stuff.

Be light-hearted about it: “May the course be with you...”

Bonus points if they are Catholic and a Star Wars fan.

Not mine but it works.

sc_rufctr 10-16-2023 01:54 PM

Lots of great comment but this thread reminded me of a scene from the movie "Casino".

Do you remember when the FBI ran out of fuel and they had to land their plane on a golf course?
As soon as the Wise Guys realized who's plane it was they started taking shots at it with gold balls! lol... :D

"Hundred Dollars whoever hits the plane"

https://youtu.be/jFPV16f182w?si=_Pj2_EZ3iVJm20ZN

HobieMarty 10-16-2023 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951 (Post 12110585)
"You - You will never be a member of Bushwood!"

Awesome comment!!!

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Seahawk 10-17-2023 01:21 PM

A little KC and the SSB:

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your bogey, shake your bogey

fastfredracing 10-17-2023 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951 (Post 12110585)
"You - You will never be a member of Bushwood!"

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porsche tech 10-17-2023 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 12111216)

Do you remember when the FBI ran out of fuel and they had to land their plane on a golf course?

Had a little one lane on our course when the motor quit several years ago.

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sc_rufctr 10-17-2023 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche tech (Post 12112027)
Had a little one lane on our course when the motor quit several years ago.

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Wow cool. I hope no one was hurt.


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