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My wife just came in from out back after telling some guy he just hit our house (with a golf ball). She says, “you hit my house”. He says “sorry about that”. She says “you better slow down.” I said what does that mean? You gotta come up with something better than that! I said, “maybe you need to get some lessons” but even that’s pretty lame. Any ideas? Bear in mind it’s gotta be lady like. Thanks for any worthwhile ideas.

"Excuse me Sir, you dropped one of your balls."

Maybe you should be hitting from the ladies tee!

Hook or slice? She could say roll your left hand over more to correct that slice. And then leave.

Edit..., as you don't know how to swing your balls anymore........"

"I'm so very sorry sir.... I can't believe my house jumped up and caught your awesome shot" ;)

If that's what it's called...

"Stay on the putt-putt course...please"

"Nice to see all the practice is finally paying off, Miss."

(....and since you live on the course, make sure you have a supply of range balls handy so you can substitute one of yours for his brand new Titelist)

"Yo Chi Chi, try and keep it on the fairway!".

Sir can you please stop slapping your balls on my house 😋

When I was a kid we had a condo for a while on a gulf course in Orlando for my mother's job.
Those were the days when Saturday morning cartoons ruled and like most kids of that time were glued to the TV set eating Capt Crunch until 11AM.
Being a nice morning, the sliding glass door was open, I got up to change the channel and poof, a golf ball lands on the couch. The golfer comes to the patio and asked my Mother if she had seen his ball, she pointed to the couch and asked him if he was going to play it.

You could try something like this.

https://youtu.be/46aP_ufs7ls?si=TzMx4wx2EVkXhVft

"Get a grip! You could sure improve yours!"

Best
Les

If your aims that bad maybe you should sit down to pee…

"Do that again and I'll sick my alligators on you!"

or...

"Go back to Pirate's Island- You are not worthy"

I guess you’re not in the running for the green jacket?

"Try pickleball or bird watching... this golf thing isn't workin' for ya.'

I see even with all that practice, you still can't put your balls in the right place.

These are good! Thanks guys! Quite often if they do bounce one off our house, they drive down the cart path all the way on the other side of the fairway and refuse to even look over here.