What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

Are those people in line or just waiting to get in?

(Actual question)

She went to the nudist beach and in one hour saw a whole years worth of penises. Or did she see a whole years worth of penii?

If a door is slightly open, its ajar. So if a jar is slightly open, is it a door?

You want the truth?
---Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, USMC


Roads?
----Doc Brown


You talking to me?
----T. Bickle


You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
---- Det. Harry Callahan

A lot of questions and not many answers.

So... yes.

Is a penis-shaped potato a dictator?

An actual question at a soccer game..."how many quarters in this sport?"

why does Rennline supply all SAE hardware with their products.

Why are Adam and Eve depicted with belly buttons?

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Remember those ice cream cones they had back when you were a kid that had names on them?

Did you ever see one that had “Hank”, “Merle” or “Buck”? Or one that said “Stan” or “Norman” or “Craig” for that matter?

1. How often should you renew the brake fluid in your car? (2 or 3 years?)

2. How often should you renew the coolant in your car? (5 to 8 years with modern coolant?)

3. How often should you renew the differential oil in your car? (I've only ever topped it up)

Why does it hurt when I pee?

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My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got the
Gono-co-co-coccus!

- Frank Zappa

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Where does that highway go to?

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Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents?