[emoji1] How do I work this?

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Who put the ape in apricot?

What's the difference between an Opossum and a possum?

Very much so.

Stupid questions at the race track;

"I'm driving so much faster, but my lap times don't show it?"

"You were behind me. How can your lap times be quicker than mine?"

Can you describe the ruckus?

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I suspect the same person has supplied material for the "customer states" thread.

per Merriam Webster...

Is there any point (NPI) to these other than looks?

https://www.wfla.com/wp-content/uplo...177_ver1.0.jpg

On their way to Thunderdome?

Why is this door closed?

The letter O.

How exactly is a rainbow made?
How exactly does the sun set?
How exactly does the positrac rear end on a Plymouth work?

It just does.

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I was always taught that they are two different animals...

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/opossum-vs-possum/

Possum sure fooled my dogs a couple of times recently. I open the sliding glass door at night and Zora goes flying outside like she was shot out of a cannon. I knew something was wrong, went outside, and found her clamped onto the neck of a possum. I called her off and she let go immediately, losing interest in it. Same with the little dogs. If she thought it was alive, it would have been game on. A couple of nights later, same thing, except she was just standing near it. It's a pretty good defense strategy.

Up front or underneath?

No, the difference between an Opossum and a Possum is clearly one of them is Irish.

I hope to be here all week!

Does anyone know what date Christmas is this year? I know it fell on the 25th last year.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?

Unless you are social security age you may not know.