Man doesn't like his sandwich

herr_oberst · 01-09-2024, 03:14 PM

Steve Carlton · 01-09-2024, 03:22 PM

LEAKYSEALS951 · 04:29 PM

He tells it like it is. The force is strong in this one. His curmudgeclorian counts are off the charts. The prophecies spoke of this.
He must join ppot. He could keep this place going until 2100.

911_Dude · 01-09-2024, 04:32 PM

If my kid said I made him a terrible sandwich, you better believe he'd get a terrible sandwich the next day. I dont make frickin terrible sandwiches. And neither does this kids mom.

CalE · 01-09-2024, 05:30 PM

Leaky ,
Kids tell it like it is

. Mom handled it well.

pavulon · 01-09-2024, 05:42 PM

He's one of the 3 things that don't lie.

HobieMarty · 01-09-2024, 06:17 PM

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Bugsinrugs · 01-10-2024, 06:21 AM

To this day I still have guilt about telling my mother that her sandwiches were terrible. German background that used butter with everything. Ham and butter, cheese and butter, tuna and butter. Memories from my childhood.

rfuerst911sc · 01-10-2024, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugsinrugs

To this day I still have guilt about telling my mother that her sandwiches were terrible. German background that used butter with everything. Ham and butter, cheese and butter, tuna and butter. Memories from my childhood.

Too funny . When our boys were little my wife would make butter/peanut butter/jelly sandwiches for school lunch . For years our boys hated them and traded for other sandwiches at school . Didn't find out until about 5 years ago .

Seahawk · 01-10-2024, 11:00 AM

A few things.

Like 911_Dude wrote, my Mom would have, after she stopped laughing, made me the same sammy the next day.

The young man is great, the mom seems to be as well.

The only food gunfight I had with my parents, family really, was liver prepared in any way ever, which is a big Spanish thingy. NFW.

I was granted a pass.

Flatbutt1 · 01-10-2024, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Seahawk

A few things.

Like 911_Dude wrote, my Mom would have, after she stopped laughing, made me the same sammy the next day.

The young man is great, the mom seems to be as well.

The only food gunfight I had with my parents, family really, was liver prepared in any way ever, which is a big Spanish thingy. NFW.

I was granted a pass.

Same here except my choice was eat the liver or go to my room without eating. After the first time I kept a stash of yummies in my secret space.

Old school Sicilians love that organ meat.

A930Rocket · 03:22 AM

I can remember trading my tunafish sandwich with Kraft mayo and a little bit of relish my mom made. The kid took one bite of my sandwich and asked if my mom was trying to kill me. 😂

I still like my tuna fish with mayo and a little bit of relish.

Mom also made olive sandwiches with mayo, tomato and mayo, banana with peanut butter and mayo. Being from the south, is mayo on every sandwich a southern thing?

HobieMarty · 01-10-2024, 08:40 PM

" Is mayo on every sandwich a southern thing?"

If not, it should be!!!

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JackStand · 01-10-2024, 10:32 PM

When I was in school we had a Polish guy in our class. He's nickname was "Polecat" and his younger brother was "Polekitten".

Polecat's mom used to pack his lunch in a Tupperware tub. The most devine sandwiches you can imagine. So we devised ways to trade him out of his sandwiches and when our negotiations failed, we would just steal his lunch and replace the sandwiches with a small paving brick from a pile of leftover paving bricks in one corner of the schoolyard.

When his mom found out, she started packing two lunch boxes for him. One for him and one for us to steal and replace with paving bricks. This went on for years.

After we graduated the Polecats were moving back to Europe and invited all the classmates for a farewell party at their home. The house was built in a U-shape with a nice size pool in the middle and some flower beds here and there. Polecat took us on a little winding path from the patio to the pool that he constructed with all the paving bricks he found in his lunchbox over the years.

Steve Carlton · 01-11-2024, 03:03 AM

JackStand, your PPD count is frightingly low at 0.012, but like Polecat's sandwiches, the quality is very high. Let's shoot for 0.12 this year, okay?

JackStand · 01-11-2024, 07:45 AM

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JackStand, your PPD count is frightingly low at 0.012, but like Polecat's sandwiches, the quality is very high. Let's shoot for 0.12 this year, okay?

Oh I have lots of stories. Glad you enjoyed that. Will post some more as and when I can, promise!

Zeke · 01-11-2024, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JackStand

When I was in school we had a Polish guy in our class. He's nickname was "Polecat" and his younger brother was "Polekitten".

Polecat's mom used to pack his lunch in a Tupperware tub. The most devine sandwiches you can imagine. So we devised ways to trade him out of his sandwiches and when our negotiations failed, we would just steal his lunch and replace the sandwiches with a small paving brick from a pile of leftover paving bricks in one corner of the schoolyard.

When his mom found out, she started packing two lunch boxes for him. One for him and one for us to steal and replace with paving bricks. This went on for years.

After we graduated the Polecats were moving back to Europe and invited all the classmates for a farewell party at their home. The house was built in a U-shape with a nice size pool in the middle and some flower beds here and there. Polecat took us on a little winding path from the patio to the pool that he constructed with all the paving bricks he found in his lunchbox over the years.

I've heard some tall tales.... Glad that is punctuated with greenies.

Sandwich trading is a very old practice. The kids that always had good nutrition compared to the kids that wanted some. So PB&J got traded for meat. The nutrition kids got their sugar.