Big Red Boots

[herr_oberst]

The fact that I know about them must mean that it's old news. Lot of money for exaggerated comic effect.

http://www.stadiumgoods.com/en-us/shopping/big-red-boot-19794692?size=33&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwoPOwBhAeEiwAJuXRh-yE55QrxTTte2IRRu1e5WLKWzk_2WDACmf2IcPLfj0D2G5DdRpe 5hoCSP0QAvD_BwE

[Dixie]

I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)

[Sooner or later]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)

The good thing about those boots is having your guy help to take them off...

[stevej37]

The OP ones would be great for us with bunions.....the CC ones would need to be punched-out.

[craigster59]

Frank Zappa and Python boot come to mind....

[craigster59]

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Big Red boots would really complete the Buc-ee Beaver Pajama look.

[GH85Carrera]

Those boots are no more stupid than the bell bottom fad (and even worse the elephant leg) of the 70s. I HATED bell bottoms, and I had to search to find Levi 501s that were normal leg jeans, and they have the dang button fly that really suck when you really have to go.

There was a time when buying normal looking slacks was impossible. They all had wild checkerboard patterns or just crazy colors. Then came the giant cuffs on slacks. I am so happy that all of that has passed.

I will be wearing those stupid boots right after I get facial tattoos, and numerous piercings and shave my head. Or maybe after the bigfoot population ride into town on unicorns to save the planet.

[sc_rufctr]

I don't understand any of this...

[thingmon]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)

Who would know?

[dw1]

...And by the way you look fantastic in your boots of Chinese plastic...

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)

Birth control boots!
The Viagra would wear off in the time it would take to get those off.

[70SATMan]

Reminds me of this movie. Wife and I enjoyed it.

[911 Rod]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)

All good if that is all you are wearing

[Steve Carlton]

How do you shift gears with these on?

Asking for a friend.

[Sooner or later]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

How do you shift gears with these on?

Asking for a friend.

Shift gears???

In these boots you never get out of 1st.


In these boots you never get out of 5th.

[herr_oberst]

Those kinky red boots that CC posted wouldn't be coming off unless it was part of the fun.

I probably have a screw loose.

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

How do you shift gears with these on?

Asking for a friend.

Yes, like y'all I drive a stick-shift everyday. Only difference is I do it in heels.

[Arizona_928]

You can buy knock offs on Amazon for a fiddy

[Steve Carlton]

Plus they'll show off more of your smokin' hot legs!




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