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				Can we discuss dawg turds here?
			 
			
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			I’m not feeding my dog a quarter just so you can see his turd!
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			The dog I’m sitting for a couple weeks is paralyzed and therefore incontinent. Literally minutes after my post, he pooped several times on the floor as he does. No pictures, because I’m classy. If you must know, they are shaped a bit like oversized Tootsie Roll segments! 
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			Have you got any calipers handy? 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			![]() And I really wanted to bid on this 37" Brown and Sharp the other day, but I didn't. I don't need it, and it would be in the way, because where the hell do you put a 37" long (not including the box) caliper? It's sure as hell not going to fit in any of my desk drawers.  
		
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			At least I can shoot and eat this one that keeps poopin' in my yard... 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			I posted security camera footage (Picture) of the lazy dog owner that let their dog poop on my lawn and then just walk away.  Fortunately, there is a telephone pole right at the corner of my property.  I have found that shaming the lazy dog owner, at a minimum, has caused them to walk on the other side of the street.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Dog turds are great.  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	They kinda get a dusting of white mold or whatever on ‘em after a day or so in the hot sun. They’re kinda safe by then. But don’t be sliding across the lawn trying to catch a Frisbee before that. Or so I’m told.  | 
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			Show me the turd and I'll name the dog.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			This rules!!!!  So in. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			I let my collection sit in the pan in the sun for a couple days before I give them to the Waste Management tote...... If you drop them in soggy, they tend to stick to the bottom of your can then you own them for a while....... When they are dry like croutons they are ready to can. Another tip for you guys in snowy cold regions... Get at them early in the AM when still frozen, more like a popsicle than a crouton in the winter... ![]()  
		
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			LOL ... Yep!   That's Steve's quarter too...  make's it easy for us dawg turd experts without using our other senses and no sample  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			Been dogless for a few years...turds are gone. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			How about some nice green slimy turtle turds?  
		
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			I have a St. Bernard, so I know a thing or two about huge turds! Sorry, no pics handy….
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Thought this was going to be a Stetson Bennett thread.  
		
	
		
	
			
			
				
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