Pelican Parts
Parts Catalog Accessories Catalog How To Articles Tech Forums
Call Pelican Parts at 888-280-7799
Shopping Cart Cart | Project List | Order Status | Help



Go Back   Pelican Parts Forums > Miscellaneous and Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Discussions


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Author
Thread Post New Thread    Reply
Make Bruins Great Again
 
Por_sha911's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: TN
Posts: 20,911
Garage
Sept 28th is National Ask A Stupid Question Day

So, let `er rip!

__________________
--------------------------------------
Joe
See Porsche run. Run, Porsche, Run: `87 911 Carrera
Old 09-28-2025, 10:21 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #1 (permalink)
?
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 30,517
What is today's date?
Old 09-28-2025, 10:24 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #2 (permalink)
Kantry Member
 
oldE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
Posts: 6,847
Why?
__________________
Best
Les
My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car.
Old 09-28-2025, 10:46 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #3 (permalink)
Southern Class & Sass
 
Dixie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bradenton, FL
Posts: 4,060
Garage
There are no stupid questions. There's just stupid people asking questions.
__________________
Dixie
Bradenton, FL
2013 Camaro ZL1
Old 09-28-2025, 10:57 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #4 (permalink)
Edministrator
 
Steve Carlton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
Posts: 24,789
What does that mean?
__________________
Good post? Leave a tip!
O - $1
O - $2
O - $3
Old 09-28-2025, 11:05 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #5 (permalink)
Registered
 
rfuerst911sc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Dahlonega , Georgia
Posts: 14,671
What's the best engine oil ?
__________________
2002 Boxster S . Arctic silver + black top/int. Jake Raby 3.6 SS engine " the beast ". GT3 front bumper, GT3 side skirts and GT3 TEK rear diffuser. 1999 996 C4 coupe black/grey with FSI 3.8 engine . Rear diffuser , front spoiler lip with ducktail spoiler .
Old 09-28-2025, 11:53 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #6 (permalink)
 
Registered
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: St Paul MN
Posts: 5,291
Garage
Do these jeans make me look fat? Well, to be fair it’s not the question that’s stupid as much as giving the wrong answer is...
__________________
Rutager West

1977 911S Targa Chocolate Brown
Old 09-28-2025, 01:14 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #7 (permalink)
Registered
 
Bill Douglas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: bottom left corner of the world
Posts: 22,773
I wanted her to remember me, or even tell her friends about the stupid question she got asked.

It was a windy day at the beach and VERY good looking chick had goggles and snorkel on. She was with a bunch of serious divers. I said to her "You know how it's windy, is it still windy under the water?" She laughed and said it's a really nice day down there.
Old 09-28-2025, 11:37 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #8 (permalink)
Registered
 
astrochex's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Space Coast
Posts: 5,300
Where is my 10mm socket?
__________________
Paul
82 911SC - 3 yrs of fun (traded-in)
06 MINI Cooper S - 19 yrs of fun (sold)
2011 Cayman (she purrs, loudly)
Old 09-29-2025, 04:00 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #9 (permalink)
weekend wOrrier
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 6,269
What music is playing in the elevator when it begins to fall?
__________________
100% narcissist
Old 09-29-2025, 04:08 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #10 (permalink)
?
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 30,517
Quote:
Originally Posted by astrochex View Post
Where is my 10mm socket?
On yer 9.5 mm ratchet... duh!
Old 09-29-2025, 04:54 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #11 (permalink)
?
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 30,517
Quote:
Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951 View Post
What music is playing in the elevator when it begins to fall?
I know this! It's by Tom P
Old 09-29-2025, 04:54 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #12 (permalink)
 
Get off my lawn!
 
GH85Carrera's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 85,091
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixie View Post
There are no stupid questions. There's just stupid people asking questions.
There are indeed stupid questions. Walking up to someone with a flat tire that is starting to jack up the car and asking "ya got a flat?"

There are many others.
__________________
Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
Old 09-29-2025, 05:15 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #13 (permalink)
Registered
 
DavidI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 2,547
Using the analysis that Superman is better than an ordinary man, is a Super Carrera (SC) better than a Carrera?
__________________
99 996 C4
11 Panamera 4S
83 SC Targa converted to a 964 cab (sold)
67 912 (sold)
58 Karmann Ghia choptop (traded for the 912)
Old 09-29-2025, 05:44 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #14 (permalink)
Registered
 
Rtrorkt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Where ever I am
Posts: 4,217
__________________
'86 944T black/red, chip, fuchs 8's and 9's- Sold
'97 Boxster silver/red, big mistake - Sold
'99 C2, silver/black, RoW M030 - sold
"69 912 white w/ '86 3.2L (like the pic, just not the pic)
Old 09-29-2025, 06:27 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #15 (permalink)
Registered
 
HobieMarty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Opelika, Alabama
Posts: 4,998
How do I work this?

Sent from my SM-S916U using Tapatalk
__________________
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
Wonka
Old 09-29-2025, 06:49 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #16 (permalink)
Registered
 
3rd_gear_Ted's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SoCal
Posts: 4,914
Garage
Stupidest question is the only question not asked.
__________________
1980 911 - Metzger 3.6L
2016 Cayman S
Old 09-29-2025, 06:55 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #17 (permalink)
weekend wOrrier
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 6,269
How many glugs are in a shot?

__________________
100% narcissist
Old 09-29-2025, 06:57 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #18 (permalink)
Registered
 
Bill Douglas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: bottom left corner of the world
Posts: 22,773
Quote:
Originally Posted by GH85Carrera View Post
There are indeed stupid questions. Walking up to someone with a flat tire that is starting to jack up the car and asking "ya got a flat?"
A joke my grandfather told me.

A guy is lying on the road next to his bicycle and a man walks up and says "Have an accident?"

The guy on the road says "No thanks, I've just had one."
Old 09-29-2025, 10:54 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #19 (permalink)
Make Bruins Great Again
 
Por_sha911's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: TN
Posts: 20,911
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by HobieMarty View Post
How do I work this?
What is this 'work' you speak of?

__________________
--------------------------------------
Joe
See Porsche run. Run, Porsche, Run: `87 911 Carrera
Old 09-29-2025, 01:34 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #20 (permalink)
Reply


 


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:00 PM.


 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page
 

DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.