Funny...

[Lucky]

I expect this will get moved OT quickly, but it is somewhat on topic and funny, too! BTW, I drove my 911 today for the first time in several weeks... it ran beautifully!

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said,"How much will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, responded,"How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should; she's standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?"

"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blonde joke emails we've been receiving."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

[widebody911]

Last time I head that, I was plunking down the cash for a brand new 356...

[Adam]

LMAO, Thom!

[Schrup]

Man, I thought I was gettin old.

[Lucky]

Should have searched first... didn't realize this was a "classic".

[Jack Olsen]

It's been posted 13 times. But hey, who's counting?

[speeder]

Since we are doing jokes from the Paleozoic period, here is one that my ancestors liked:

This guy sees a sign carved into the wall of a cave. It says, "Lost dog. 3 legged, blind, castrated. Answers to Lucky "