If you came out of a comma after 20 years...
 

other than try to phone your grandmother what would you notice or want to do.

"Why are all these grown men driving around fast in little old ladies shopping baskets"?

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i really don't understand the question LOL :D

I'd want to know if the Schnapps tastes better in E. Berlin.

In all honesty, I would like to see if it still worked.

All the stories I've heard about nurses ;) they would have checked it worked a few times over the years.

Go read the beginning of "The World According to Garp"

Check the current market price for a 914 :D

if I came out of a comma, I would probably continue my sentence.

if I came out of a COMA, on the other hand...

I think i'd want to try out one of those new cold-fusion powered hover cars

Good eye! :)

LOL, that's the best I've seen for a while :)

wow people actually appreciate my nerdy, english-major sense of humor for once.

:) kinda made my night. Sad, isn't it?

Not at all. It's good to have some editing on this board. :)

CJ.....That is so funny. My dyslexic self just reads right past that stuff...

But to answer the question....I'd never be in a coma that long...all my will stuff says "pull the plugs" & set me free. :) :D :)

Just like Nixon, eh?

Boy...I've never been compared to Nixon. ;)

First thing that comes to mind when I see that name is all those Nixon Halloween masks. :)

Reminds me of my years in NYC. Once had a very wealthy older guy in the Intensive Care Unit. His hand-wringing kids approached me and said with all the sadness they could conjure up, "We think it's time to consider unplugging dad. He would have wanted it that way." I told them I expected him to make a full recovery and probably be discharged from the hospital within a week. One of the daughters appeared visibly disturbed by my news.

Moses, that's funny! An image of vultures circling...arrgh!

Sounds like my family...except for the vast funds.

I love the stories of billionaires leaving their billions to their cat. Or the park squirrels. That to me is what life's all about. :)