"Man with two watches never really knows what time it is"

- Confusous, maybe... hey pal got the time?

"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the Stock Market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. unhuh unhuh, go ahead pookie" - Judge Smails

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

Will Rogers

"In a sluggish economy, never, ever, fu'k with another mans livelyhood."

-- Guido, the killer pimp (Risky Business -- Joe Pontoliano),

"Do these pants make make my ass look big"

"no baby, your ass makes your ass look big"

Chris Rock- I think

"Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...huh-huh...huh-huh...HUH-HUH-HUH-huh-huh-huh..."
Ed McMahon

"don't let your d*ck run your life" and "Everytime you get a chance, do something" - Mr. Lucky

At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

And those who were seen dancing
were thought to be insane
by those who could not hear the music.

-Nietzsche

"There is no such thing as the perfect car: there is only the perfect car for now. A car with all the latest proven engineering concepts and design ideas." -- Ferry Porsche, 1971.

I had a photographic memory. I just couldn't develope it.
Les

"The best argument against Democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."

-Winston Churchill

"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing and mountaineering; the rest are all merely games. Sports have consequences."

-Ernest Hemmingway

"Because they cannot imagine it, they do not want it."

- Leon Krier

"All generalizations are false."

"Alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjanim Franklin

"A person is smart, people are stupid." - "K"

"Just because your dog thinks you are great does not make you a good person"

"I wish life could be Swedish magazines..." Iggy Pop

"Did you just flick a toenail into my friends' drink?"

Mary Jane Lincoln

"To speak ill of others is to dishonorably praise yourself".
-Confucius

A fine conservative...we'll get along famously...