Random snippets of Great Knowledge --thread

[SRISER]

Activism is a way for usless people to feel important- Thomas Sowell

[island911]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[cstreit]

"I don't drink water, fish f**k in it." - W.C. Fields

"Any man who can wear green tights while standing on a rock laughing like a madman and still look macho, is all-right by me" - regarding Errol Flynn in Robin Hood.

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, but I don't t'ink it means what you t'ink it means." - Andre the Giant.

[Eric Coffey]

A few good ones from Steven Wright:

"Once I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?"

"I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future...just way off to the sides."

"I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?' So I said, "yes officer but I wasn't going to be out that long."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

Steven Wright-
"I was a C-section baby.....Can't tell it though....Cept, when I leave the house, I go through the window instead of the door."

[CJFusco]

" "There are eels in my hovercraft." - Monty Python "

NO NO NO NO NO

The quote is, "My hovercraft is full of eels."

from KILL BILL
Bride: "do you think I'm a bad person?"
Bill: "No, I don't think you're a bad person. You're my favorite person. But you can be a real **** sometimes."

[Evans, Marv]

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

[john70t]

"Don't pee..on the electric fence" -Ren 'n Stimpy show

[WOODPIE]

"Hey, watch this!" Last words of a redneck

"Where ever you may go, there you are" Unknown

"It's not a certain society that I find ridiculous, but mankind." Eugene Ionesco

"Sometimes I wonder if all the f***ing you get is worth all the f***ing you get." Humphrey Bogart

[on-ramp]

you kill one man, you're a murderer

you kill many, you're a conquerer

you kill them all, you're a God.

(from some Megadeth song?)

[lendaddy]

"I'll give you something to cry about"

My Dad circa 1978

[Saintly]

Originally posted by cstreit
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, but I don't t'ink it means what you t'ink it means." - Andre the Giant.

"Do you want to go back to where i found you! Un-employed! In GREENLAND!!!"

"Who are you?
No one of consiquence.
I must know.
Get used to disapointment.
Ok."

"I admit it, you are a better swordsman than I am.
Then why are you smiling.
Becouse i know something that you do not know.
And what is that?
I am not left handed either!"

[Eric Coffey]

My name is Inigo Montoya....you kill my father....prepare to die!

[emwporsche]

^^^ what movie is that?
that movie ruled.

[Eric Coffey]

Originally posted by emwporsche
^^^ what movie is that?...

The Princess Bride.

[Saintly]

what sort of book is this?
It's got sport, it's got violence, it's got sword fights, it's got true love
grand pa... is this a kissing book?

[Saintly]

"You'er sending the Fet! Sheit man, why didn't you say you where sending the Fet!" - Mace Wingdu in Pulp Fiction..

[ronin]

the day the world began its long slide into hell was the day it became illegal to belt a man who desperately needed it

[ronin]

the louder the volume, the more ignorant the speaker

[ronin]

genius is lost on the common man