Access the entire Internet - instantly!

[jrdavid68]

Download the entire internet.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

OK, it's done downloading. Now what?

[imcarthur]

D*mn. My hard drive had insufficient space, so I only got all the porn sites in Eastern Europe . . .

Ian

[djmcmath]

Gosh, my boss will be thrilled. She wanted me to print out the internet for her the other day.

[84porsche]

This is gonna take forever on my 28.8 modem.

[trj911]

Think it will fit on my smart phone?

[id10t]

PHP Code:


for($i=0;$i<255;$i++){
  for($j=0;$j<255;$j++){
     for($k=0;$k<255;$k++){
       for($m=0;$m<255;$m++){
         wget -c -m htt p://$i.$j.$k.$m
      }
    }
  }
} 


Ok, so that will include a LOT of non-routable addresses, etc. and not get stuff working on weird ports, but hey, its a start...

[Bill Douglas]

I'm a tech support guy and I enjoyed the call a few years ago when a lady phoned up and asked me to reboot the internet.

[Aurel]

That is something only Al Gore can do

Aurel