Are you looking for a place to hide your valuables?

[350HP930]

You might get a kick out of the following hidden storage idea.

http://www.shomertec.com/item.cfm?Action=newItems&variable=1164
The Brief Safe

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with VelcroŽ closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 67.

[ronin]

jaysus! I think they could tone down the horrendous skidmarks. and what if you have a thief with some sort of underwear fetish?

[speeder]

And what do they charge for these??

I'm sure that I can ***** in my own pants for less.

[Aurel]

That`s pretty cool. In the same (s)category do you guys know about the turdtwister ? It is the perfect gift to offer to anyone, when they are too much full of $hit and do not know what to make of it

Aurel

[tabs]

Why not make your own...brief safe that is .....I know I do!

[island911]

ha

so what's the slogan?. . Why get robbed, when you can take it in the shorts. . ?

[ronin]

Originally posted by speeder
And what do they charge for these??

I'm sure that I can ***** in my own pants for less.

lmao! now there's one way of looking at it

[vash]

that is a disgusting skid mark. a bit unrealistic in my opinion. funny as hell!

[Zeke]

Speechless. What next?

[Overpaid Slacker]

I keep my valuables in boxers. Every day.
The cash and other trinkets I keep in a gun safe, next to the guns.

JP