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Why I am the Magnificient One

I am the Magnificient One...because I see all, know all, and tell all. Ask me any question and I will give you the correct answer...For Tabdul the Magnificient One has the power to communicate directly with the highest authority... Mother!

She tells me I am really something, and am full of myself...as she shakes her head in awe of my Magnificience...

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Old 05-15-2004, 01:14 PM
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Tabs...you need to stop with the Vicodin...
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Old 05-15-2004, 05:18 PM
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Sam, I thought you knew better than to respond to Tabs? I'm shocked ...

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Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind?
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Tell me why my mutual funds were devaluated by 50% before Bush took office?
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Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind?
the only thing to remember is that there is no tabs
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I took a tab of acid once. Or twice. Maybe three times. No, wait a minute....ummm....14, carry the 5, diameter squared...

I AM THE LIZARD KING!
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Tell me why my mutual funds were devaluated by 50% before Bush took office?
Because U owned Mutual Funds...if you had owned regular stocks like 3M, or XOM, or CVX...well you at least be doing better...
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Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind?
Why waste perfectly good mind power when you can bend spoons with your fingers....ahh dd you gota think of these things.
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Ahhh Sooo Grasshopper...now you are catching on....
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***** man if I knew those numbers do you honsestly think I'd be wasting my time on this Board?
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I took a tab of acid once. Or twice. Maybe three times. No, wait a minute....ummm....14, carry the 5, diameter squared...

I AM THE LIZARD KING!
A Tab a day will keep reality away...
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you dont know schit about women, nipples dont really do it for them.

why is lonely such an eyesore?

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