"The Worst Songs Of All Time" name only one!

[Jeff]

Didn't Don Johnson have a truely wonderful song that got air time back in his Miami Vice days? Speaking of Miami Vice his side kick was one of the BEST actors I've ever seen!

"We built this city" That was a looooong miserable summer

[mattdavis11]

"She bangs" by William Hung. Or anything else for that matter.

[vash]

ok, what about that effen musical trainwreck from eddie murphy? "my girl just wants to party all the time". i wished i was deaf.

[donk]

Speaking of celebs that tried their hand in the music biz, lets not forget about Eddie Murphy's smash hit Party All The Time. Man, that was awful.

Muskrat Love (Captain and Tennile) is a terrible rendition, but the original (entitled Muskrat Candlelight) by Willis Alan Ramsey was a good song.

[donk]

damn vash, you are too quick

[Rot 911]

Anything from this album:

[donk]

I've never heard of this guy (actually I found this pic on this forum), but I'd be willing to wager that anything on this album is pure crap.

[targa911S]

The Streak. Guitarzan, One eyed one horned flying purple people eater,

Ray whatsisname.

or you could just put me down for Disco Duck by Rick Dees

[widebody911]

"Crap" wouldn't be the same without "rap"

[arcsine]

Originally posted by Kurt V
Anything from this album:

Does this album include "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"?

Or how about that other Star Trek alum, Bill Shatner, doing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds". Makes your skin crawl.

And I stand by my Sister Christian vote. Find something redeaming in these lyrics, I dare you;

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
(repeat)

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're motoring
You're motoring

[nostatic]

Originally posted by targa911S
The Streak. Guitarzan, One eyed one horned flying purple people eater,

Ray whatsisname.

or you could just put me down for Disco Duck by Rick Dees

Ray Stevens.

More fine material though. Anything that shows up on Dr. Demento is OK by me.

Now, back to the *really* bad stuff. How about some Night Ranger?

[Icemaster]

Night Ranger, wish I could forget them.

Asia - remember them? Defined the term "suck"

[arcsine]

Originally posted by nostatic
Now, back to the *really* bad stuff. How about some Night Ranger?

Please see the first page and my Sister Christian vote and the lyrics above.

[nostatic]

Originally posted by Gary Carlton
Please see the first page and my Sister Christian vote and the lyrics above.

doh! I knew that song was in my head for a reason...

Asia "Heat of the Moment" is another contender (as vash pointed out). The 80's were full of pompous bands...to me *that* is the ultimate in crapulence.

[Typical Fish]

"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"...

or:

"Rain"... (The "saw my old lover in a grocery store on Christmas Eve" song)

[Reg]

Chumbawumba ... Tubthumping.

[david.avery]

I hate to say this, but I want to hit the gay guy in the B-52's with a fireplace poker if I hear him ever say "LLLLLove Shack Baaaaby!" again!

[elwood-914]

Hey! What about "Like a Virgin" By Madona? BAD,BAD. Pitooie.....

[Moneyguy1]

Don't know if I missed this one but "McArthur Park" has always been one that set my hackles on edge............

WHo gives a rat's pattotie if the cake is in the rain?

[Schrup]

Call me a commy bastard but my vote goes to
Lee Greenwood
Proud to be an American

It came out when I was in AF tech school & the dip **** in the room next to me went off base, bought the loudest stereo he could afford at one of those rent to own rip off stores & proceeded to play it over & over for the next two months. A close second would be Motley Crue Home Sweet Home, the other song he played.