Favourite Movie Quotes

[Glasgow 911SC]

After reading this and Bell's quote from Stripes, I thought I'd start this rolling;

Another from Stripes

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

Ferris Bueller

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Animal House

Bluto: Holy sh#t!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy sh#t!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy sh#t!

[widebody911]

"I'm not kidding, and stop calling me Shirley"
"Ever been in a men's locker room?

--Airplane

"If things go right, I'll be showin' her my 'O face' Ohhh! Ohhh Ohh!

--Office Space

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Purity Of Essence.....

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad!

I distrust a closed mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice. Now sir we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

[GrindingGears]

"Fauck youuu mang"

-Scarface

[GrindingGears]

" I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my
dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a
straight razor, and surviving. "

- Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

[GrindingGears]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

-Judge, Caddyshack

[911ctS]

"No sense telling him about these bats, the poor bastard will see them soon enough."

Fear and Loathing in L.V.

Bell - I always get a good kick out of you constantly changing Fear and Loathing quotes in you sig box.

[rcecale]

"Must be somebody that needs a little killin!"

Major Payne

Randy

[RickM]

"What we have he-ya......is a fail-ya to communicate!" Cool Hand Luke

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

[RickM]

Predator:

Blain: Son of a ***** is dug in like an Alabama tick.

Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

Blain: You lose it here and you're in a world of hurt.

[CJFusco]

JAWS

"I believe you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass."

GHOSTBUSTERS

"Everything was fine until *****less here turned off the collection grid"
"Is this true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no *****"

BACK TO THE FUTURE

"Let's see if these b@stards can do ninety!"

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

(captain Needa dies from strangulation) "Apology accepted, captain Needa."

KILL BILL

"Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?"
"Of course."
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't know... because I'm a bad person. "
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But you can be a real c unt sometimes."

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"Mandrake..women seek me out....but I do deny them my Essence."

[techweenie]

'Gonna get me one 'o those Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.'

'An intellectual carrot? The mind boggles.'

'Badges? Badges? We don' need no stinkin badges.'

'Hump? What hump.?'

And the king of quotes:

French Soldier:
"I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad:
What are you doing in England?

French Soldier:
Mind your own business.

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French Soldier:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

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French Soldier:
I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

[oldE]

Erin Brockivitch, when asked why the guy at the county office gave her the information:"They're called Boobs, Howard."

From The Longest Yard: "I think I broke his f*ckin' kneck!"

Les

[GrindingGears]

"Me soo horny, me love you long time".

-Full Metal Jacket

[vash]

we got bush! - revenge of the nerds

[SilverPoly]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fu*king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fu*k you are on a Sunday morning.Choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing,spirit crushing game shows,stuffing junk food into your mouth.Choose rotting away at the ned of it all,pishing your last in a miserable home,nothing more than a embarrasment to the selfish,fu*ked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.Choose your future.Choose life... But why do I want to do a thing like that?


-Trainspotting

[Glasgow 911SC]

National Lampoon's Vacation

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Fight Club

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f###ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

[Saintly]

^^ I chose not to choose life..... i chose something else

Blain: Y'all a bunch of slack jaw ******s.. if ya chew this it'll mak you into a sexual tyranasauras... just like me..

fry: he'll keep calling me... he'll make me feal guilty...

Space balls: I see your swartz is as big as mine

It's my industrial sized hair dryer and i CAN't.. LIVE... WITHOUT IT!!!

[cegerer]

Patton:

"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl handled revolver. "

Rainman:

"I like to drive slow on the driveway. "