bears at large

[RickM]

Have a bear or two in my neighborhood as well. Call the police and they laugh.. "...and what do you want us to do about it?"

[tabs]

Originally posted by GettinHeadStuds


Unless I'm in AK, then I'm sporting a 30/30 locked and loaded, aim for the heart, grizzle's skull is thick.

The only way your gona kill a Griz with a 30/30 is for them to laugh themselves to death....otherwise your gona wind up on the menu...

[widebody911]

[widebody911]

Originally posted by tabs
The only way your gona kill a Griz with a 30/30 is for them to laugh themselves to death....otherwise your gona wind up on the menu...

So these 2 guys are out hunting, and come across a grizzly, which comes after them. One of the guys starts running, but his friend says "What are you doing? You can't outrun a grizzly!"
"I don't have to outrun him - I only have to outrun you!"

[vash]

hey, the 30-30 was and IS the eskimo's weapon of choice. and those crazy dudes shoot polar bears with it! and that is a crazy insane bear! (the only bear, to actively hunt all creatures, including man). bullet placement is key.

mama bear is the dangerous bear.

[tabs]

OK you place the bullet, with that thing comin atcha...Ummmm Human Sushi for lunch is whats goin thorugh the Bears mind....and your thinkin why did i ever listen to those boyz on the Porsche Board.... while your *****in your pants....

[tabs]

Now if you got Elephant Balls...U go huntin Elephants with a 6.5 X 54 Manlicher Scheoneaur....now thats called shot placement....it's a head shot to the brain....thats what the Ivory Hunters of old used to use....now for me a 505 Gibbs would be just about right.

[vash]

tabs, i am not an eskimo. i am a pansy city dude with big rifles and high powered scopes. i would shoot the polar bear from the deck of the icebreaker. j/k, i cant kill anything that doesnt taste really really good.

oh, i forgot, i am sending you a pm.

cliff

[tabs]

A gun nut (said in a nice kinda way) in SAN FRANCISCO!!!!

[johnjr]

I took the wife and kids to Red Lodge, MT this summer for vacation. We visited Yellowstone five days. We saw 14 bears, 8 of which were grizzlies. Of the grizzlies, two were sows with cubs within camera distance. I've visited Yellowstone three or four times and worked there 22 years ago. I had never seen a bear there until this year. Even the locals thought the number of bear sightings was strange this year. Weird.

johnjr
78 SC Targa

[widebody911]

ROANOKE, Va. -- A 300-pound, male, black bear walks through the halls of Carilion Franklin Memorial Hospital around 9:10 p.m. People in the background have not seen the bear at the time of this picture. Officers planned to sedate the bear, but they were worried what might happen if the bear got loose in the hospital. So an officer shot and killed the bear. Photo taken by a hospital surveillance camera. (06/15/04 AP photo/The Roanoke Times)

[RickM]

Originally posted by vash
tabs, i am not an eskimo.

Holy Shi....this has me on the floor....lol


Thom: That picture was taken right before a major mess was deposited on the floor....