Well, this all makes me think of another post-Zombie Invasion problem specific to Porsche owners. The problem is, in a word: maintenance. If you think finding a good p-tech to adjust your valves is hard now, try getting it done after the dead come back to life.

Plus, if we want to consider fortifying some central location against the hordes of undead, we might want to think about someplace where we can get in some laps between the waves of zombie assaults - like Limerock or Watkins Glen. A country club would be nice, but a race track would be better. And I think we can all agree on that. Plus if you're worried about your fellow Pelicanheads eating your brain, you can always just keep the doors locked and windows up when you're in the pits, right?

Seat time should be no less a priority than food and water and shelter IMO.

JC -- you may have hit on something. It'd be damned hard for a zombie to eat your brain while you're wearing a driving helmet.

dd -- the large mirrors idea made me laugh.

What are we to do about lycanthropes? I mean, does one undead/supernatural disorder preclude others? Could you be a zombie werewolf or a vampire zombie (almost redundant, except vampires retain their intellectual faculties).

I'm getting Stand By Me flashbacks:

Vern : You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy : What are you, cracked?
Vern : No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.
Teddy : Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern : I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though.

I'm not such a fan of Cherry Pez, for the record.

JP

White vinegar... it works on every thing! It's like the liquid equivillent of duct tape.

as it turns out, i haven't really been vampirified. Turns out the girl just liked to bite

I don't know how I'm gonna explain the mess that I made to those nice Red Cross volunteers, though...

the answer is michael jackson, as always.

he's half zombie, half ..........

...pedophile?

so i'm sitting in traffic cause the president is in town.......everyone sitting there in traffic looked like a bunch of zombies and it reminded me of this thread...........

what i would have given for a machette or a chainsaw :D

careful what you type, that might look like a threat to some people... next thing you know, secret service will be busting down your door

"BOMB! Bomb-ba-da-bomb, da-bomb, bomb, bomb!"

- Gaylord Focker

Saw Shaun of the Dead this past weekend. Great movie...and it's got a few ideas not mentioned here. I won't spoil it for ya though.;)

in the spirit of halloween......let's bring back the zombie thread :D

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