For people who want to make a statement

[JavaBrewer]

Originally posted by Simon S
Cheers Steve.

SUV’s turn me off. Rarely see anything off pavement, used for commuting to work, hard to see around, sluggish to maneuver, fuel-sucking, resource-wasting, flamboyant, idiotic, status symbols for those too stupid to appreciate a well-balanced piece of sporting machinery. (some people put a big ram-bar on the front.. to increase fuel economy I guess)

Go on.. choose the broad sword. Your throat will be slit with the rapier before you heave it into action.

Apparently you haven't seen the movie Rob Roy?

[dd74]

Well, if you really need a SUV with a statement, this is pretty cool...

[mikester]

Originally posted by dd74
Well, if you really need a SUV with a statement, this is pretty cool...

THAT is f'ing cool as all get out. Boy I tell you. I bet I could drive that to Saudi Arabia to fill up.

[Wrecked944]

I'm a pretty "live and let live" kind of guy. But I gotta agree with Steve Stromberg. There is a stone company located in hte heart of my neighborhood. They got "grandfathered" in when the zoning board set up the neighborhood. So sadly, we get a steady stream of fully loaded tractor trailers barrelling up and down my crowded, narrow street. I can't tell you how many power lines have been pulled down, how many side mirrors have been smashed, how many car doors have been dented. It is rediculous. Plus, my street is the only residential street in town with pot holes from end to end. Giant PITA. Sadly, there is nothing we can do about it.

Oh yeah, and that giant SUV is hilarious. How small does your p-nis have to be if you need to buy one of those? I'd say you'd have to be a borderline hermaphrodite if that is what you need to prove your masculinity.

[targa911S]

Originally posted by mikester
THAT is f'ing cool as all get out. Boy I tell you. I bet I could drive that to Saudi Arabia to fill up.

Man I hate Senseless Useless Vehicles

But that is SOOOO bad ass I think I would drive that. especially if I owned a gas station.

[notfarnow]

Why is it that "extreme" yankee vehicles always look like they were designed by 13 (and for) 13 year olds?

That is one goofy looking vehicle.

[Overpaid Slacker]

Is that a ULEV badge on the fender? j/k.

Whose design is that? You go to all this trouble to make this behemoth look slick, intimidating and massive -- really to make it look like "don't f*ck with me" and then you put those candy-a$$ headlights on it? Maybe that's where a 13-year old's attention span just craps out.

Hey, if you're notfarnow, who is?

JP

[dd74]

I posted it, really, because it was such a huge JPEG.

Here's the link to more info on this behemoth. It's called the "Bad Boy."

http://www.cowboycadillac.com/f650printad.htm

Aptly put, the site's name is "Cowboy Cadillac."

[dd74]

Interesting...

[notfarnow]

aghk!

[Simon S]

http://www.dailyhog.com/SUV_ultimate.htm