new theory on tabs

[juanbenae]

i caught the end of a ghost chasing docu last night on the learning channel about area 51, i saw the last 15 minutes of it whilest waiting for another show to start. at the end they showed how people that work at area 51 catch private, unmarked jets at a special terminal at the vegas airport, that they call "j.a.n.t.". the "j.a.n.t." is an acronym that im pretty sure i have given wrong, and was pronounced more like "janet". it stands for "just another nowhere terminal". seems they screen all these folks everyday before putting them on this 737, or some type of big commercial jet to fly the 140 miles from vegas, and back at days end.

so my thought was this whole trust fund thing is a smoke screen for his true lifes work. i am thinking he flys wonderwoman type invisable jets, maybe preformed the alien autopsy that was on HBO some years ago, possibly is a top secret scientist type in a white lab coat, or lastly maybe one of the goons that are para-military type private security at the place. or could we be in the midst of an alien that they have put out in public at the spacemens request? maybe that why he eats at buffets so often, as so he may sample all the delites that are the fruits of our earth.

so is tabby from another planet, or does he just work with, or on people that are? i know some guys from the board have hung with tabs in vegas, did you notice strange magnetic fields that played havok with your watch or compass? maybe these unearthly powers give him the ability to win at card games and he makes his extra magazine money?

just a theory on our out of this world tabby. any thoughts?

[Z-man]

I just have two things to say:

1. This thread is worthless without alien-autopsy type pictures of tabs.

2. TABS for PRESIDENT!

-Z.

[concentric]

TABS is actually an acronym, he's turned it around to confuse us.
It's actually SBAT, which stands for:
S.uper B.elligerent A.lien T.echnology

Those aliens are cunning, creating the ultimate weapon: supercomputer on the inside, Jackie Gleason on the outside.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

NORTON!?!?!? I WANT YOU TO COME OVER HERE.........

[red ufo]

Dude,

You just blew his cover, the FBI will be coming to the take the Pelicans servers.

[concentric]

Originally posted by red ufo
Dude,

You just blew his cover, the FBI will be coming to the take the Pelicans servers.

My work on this planet is complete.
I care not for men in suits that wear blue or red ties.

[tabs]

Don't be frightened if you hear a sound like

Chhhae.. Chhhae.. Chhhae.....

It just will be the Black Helicopters coming to take you away....