Is Porsche really for men with small...you know whats?

[RickM]

Right from Germany:

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6968332&section=news


" The study found the average erect pen** size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

[juanbenae]

it aint the pen, it's how you sign your name.

[Joeaksa]

K911sc,

Please tell us how to better sign our name then?

Joe A

[Superman]

It's not the magic wand that counts. It's the tricks the magician can do.

But seriously folks, I didn't know there were other sizes of condoms besides XXL.

And finally, according to some casual researchers with whom I have discussed this matter, Porsche guys are just fine. It's the Corvette guys who.....well, nevermind.

[RickM]

Originally posted by Superman

But seriously folks, I didn't know there were other sizes of condoms besides XXL.

Trojan has the "Mule Master Delux"...maybe not available in all states.....

[}{arlequin]

Originally posted by Superman
......casual researchers......with whom I.......

he he

[widebody911]

What I've always wondered was what the little numbers printed at the base were for - is that a lot #?

You've never seen the numbers? What, you don't unroll them all the way?

[tabs]

So what if I have a small dick....now let me see those Ferrari brochures....

Hmmm...would you rather have a small dick and drive a Ferrari or have a Mule Sized dick and drive a Chevy.....

Ouuuuu...what a nightmare it would be if you had a small dick and drove a CHEVY.....

[Joeaksa]

Ever hear the one where during the Cold War the Russians put a order of condoms for bid in the US? They submitted the sizes and such, and the US firms went to work on a bid.

They made up samples and forwarded them to Moscow. The Russians opened them up and in metric sizes they were around 9 inches long and 5 round. The Russians were very happy and chuckled that the Americans now thought that all of their men were "very well endowed" until they looked a second time at the wrapper and noticed that they were marked "medium"....

A good sense of humour helps from time to time...

JoeA

[targa911S]

Hell no . I can hardly get mine in the car with me...:-)

[juanbenae]

joe, if you have to aska, i probally cant help you, at least in this forum

[RickM]

Not the size of the ship, it's the captain behind the wheel.


"I'm givin'er all she's gaught capt'n"

[id10t]

Doesn't apply to 356 owners

[Drago]

So a friend of mine was a latex salesman.

One day he decided to be the giving sort and grabbed a bunch of samples for his friends.

Some of the single friends were lucky enough to have the opportunity to use the samples.

Several of them came back to my friend complaining that the "sock didn't quite fit the foot"...kind of a mood killer if ya can't roll it on...they were pretty upset at him.

My friend asks his boss, an Asian gentleman, why the product is so small. Straight-faced and very somberly he says "these are for the Asian market".

Don't shoot the messenger.

[vash]

why do i think this thread is directed at me? loose condoms feel better, the wrinkles really get the girl going!

[RickM]

I cringed when "Asian" appeared in the joke......It was a joke, right?

[dd74]

So is there truth to the rumor smaller condoms are made for Japanese men?

Is that where the song "Big in Japan" comes from?

[Drago]

That's how the story was told to me. From what my friend said his boss was very forthcoming and not at all embarassed.

Also, remember that only several guys complained, not all. He keeps a tight lid on who didn't complain though.

Me? I'm married...he didn't even think to give me any.

[widebody911]

Originally posted by vash
why do i think this thread is directed at me? loose condoms feel better, the wrinkles really get the girl going!

If that bridge pic is any indication, I don't think that's the case.

[tc-sacto]

"it aint the pen, it's how you sign your name"
"Not the size of the ship, it's the captain behind the wheel."


These remind me of a Jim Carey line from the movie Liar Liar. Kid says to Jim, the dad, "Mommy says beauty is only skin deep". Jim, the dad says.."nah, that's only something ugly people tell themselves to make themselves feel better."